When I was in my teens I had a neighbor with the body of Heidi Klume and the face of Abe Vigoda. She used to go up on her roof to tan. Those were some confusing times.
Yeah! Hot neighbor alert!
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Now that's a short but nonetheless great story.
She liked to sleep with the UPS drivers and the Schwann guys who deliver those water coolers. They would be at her house for hours!
This is hands down the best thread I've ever made.
I haven't even met any of my neighbours yet... and I've lived in my apartment for over half a year already! God, I'm so unsociable. 
So it's possible I have hot neighbours -- I do occasionally see attractive ladies at the main entrance, in the basement, or hanging around outside, but I have no idea what floor they reside on, or even if they live in my building for that matter. I should really try introducing myself one of these days.
At my parents' house, where I used to live, I did have a neighbour that eventually became hot once she was in her mid-to-late teens -- making me feel like a perv because I knew her when she was a baby (I'm about five years older than her).
I never said or did anything, of course, but I can't deny I found her somewhat fetching. Oh, how quickly one can become a dirty old man...
So it's possible I have hot neighbours -- I do occasionally see attractive ladies at the main entrance, in the basement, or hanging around outside, but I have no idea what floor they reside on, or even if they live in my building for that matter. I should really try introducing myself one of these days. At my parents' house, where I used to live, I did have a neighbour that eventually became hot once she was in her mid-to-late teens -- making me feel like a perv because I knew her when she was a baby (I'm about five years older than her).
I never said or did anything, of course, but I can't deny I found her somewhat fetching. Oh, how quickly one can become a dirty old man...there's a hot chick who lives across the street. but she's into guys twice her age.
I haven't seen any of my neighbors. They never seem to leave their apartments. This has made be afraid that either I'm living in a building full of vampires, or a bunch of 40 year old WoW playing sci-fi watching virgins who the only reason they don't live in their parents basement is because their parents died and they have no choice.
So...next NYC meet-up at your place bro?
The only neighbor in my building that I ever see is a middle-aged woman who sits out on the stoop smoking a cigarette and drinking an obnoxiously cheap can of beer. I've seen her do this at almost all hours of the day and night, leading me to believe that she has absolutely no life and is in a constant state of drunk.
It would be a little better if she was drinking less crappy beer.
Agreed.
I, unfortunately, have never had the good fortune to have any real hot neighbors. One time there was a cute mom down the block, but meh. Nothing to write home about.
It would be a little better if she was drinking less crappy beer.
That's an excellent point.
It would be a little better if she was drinking less crappy beer.
Maybe you should go enlighten her?
As close as I ever got to a hot neighbor was when my next door neighbor had her granddaughter over for the summer, who had brought her equally cute friend with her. My buddy from across the street were hanging out with them and talking them up. I liked one, he liked the other...
The one I liked...the granddaughter...we ended up just talking outside for a few hours.
While my buddy had sex with the friend.
Right before I moved for the latest time, I was having trouble with a noisy/hot neighbor below us talking really loud at all hours and playing music and TV loud enough to song/follow along while I was trying to sleep. After a couple times knocking on their door and telling them to shut the fuck up (very nicely) I said something like "if you're going to party down here all the time, at least invite us to join you." Ended up having a couple make-out sessions with her in the following couple days before I moved. Apparently the "I'm going to be leaving tomorrow, and this is the only chance for us to have sex" argument doesn't work very well though, even when phrased much better than that while nibbling on an ear. .
Never had hot neighbors.. currently my neighbors consist of an 80+ year old woman and above me is an elderly couple with a really ugly daughter.
However in my previous place i once surprised my middle aged neighbor once in the (public) stairwell while she was wearing lingerie.. she wanted to throw in some plastic garbage in the recycle bin in our stairwell as i was stepping out. She quickly went in..
A short while later i had to sweep the stairs since it was my turn and i hear loud moaning with some "Give it to me hard!".. guess what they did
It took all my restraint not to laugh out loud.. stayed a couple of minutes and listened. They had a good rhythm going
However in my previous place i once surprised my middle aged neighbor once in the (public) stairwell while she was wearing lingerie.. she wanted to throw in some plastic garbage in the recycle bin in our stairwell as i was stepping out. She quickly went in..
A short while later i had to sweep the stairs since it was my turn and i hear loud moaning with some "Give it to me hard!".. guess what they did
It took all my restraint not to laugh out loud.. stayed a couple of minutes and listened. They had a good rhythm going
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