X-Play's Golden Mullet Awards (the worst of 2009)

[Aragorn]

The Golden Mullet Awards videos


Or links to them individually...

Most unnecessary remake:
Rygar: The Battle of Argus

Outstanding failure across multiple systems:
Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers
Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

Bad adaptations of movies:
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Terminator Salvation
Wanted: Weapons of Fate
Avatar
The Godfather II

Best example of why we mock Koei:
Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2

Most comically depressing game:
Darkest of Days

Outstanding achievement in franchise suicide:
Tony Hawk: Ride

Worst game that sorta sounds like X-Play:
X-Blades

 

[BigFoot]

Because I actually have standards, I haven't played any of those games. But that last award is just plain dumb.

 

[BigFoot]

Do I actually wanna know?

 

[Aragorn]

^ You know, when you respond to a post that later gets deleted, it makes you look silly.

Anyway, I updated the original thread with a link to the videos that accompany these awards if you want to get a better idea of just how bad these games are.

 

[BigFoot]

^ Deleting that post was just plain rude.

 

[Brikar99]

LOL "There is absolutely no scenario where 'Tony Hawk: Ride' can provide even the slightest hint of pleasure."

 

[Aragorn]

Terminator Salvation, Wanted and Bionic Commando ended a video game developer. That right there deserves some sort of honorable mention.

 

[Base_Delta_Zero]

I found Wanted fairly entertaining for one play through. Flinging bullets around corners was sweet. The graphics were largely ass, though. And another game with a turret section that nearly breaks it.

 

[JonathonWally]

Terminator Salvation, Wanted and Bionic Commando ended a video game developer. That right there deserves some sort of honorable mention.

GRIN sucked anyway.