Would you rather?

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Unites the milky way because yes. Nuf said.

Would you rather jump out from behind a door and scare Picard, Troi, Chekov, Kira or Quark?

 

[Grendelsbayne]

Unites the milky way because yes. Nuf said.

Would you rather jump out from behind a door and scare Picard, Troi, Chekov, Kira or Quark?

I almost said Quark because he's the only one with funny reactions to being scared, but then i remembered I've never actually seen anyone scare Picard. It's almost like he has a bubble of seriousness around him, which I now cannot resist popping. (hypothetically, of course).

Would you rather eat Gagh or tube grubs?

 

[Slyvon]

"Would you rather eat Gagh or tube grubs?"

Gagh! So I could try an impress those Klingons! Pass the Bloodwine also!

You're stuck in a turbolife with a young Wesley Crusher, Kai Winn, Harry Kim, and a jem'hadar soldier. Who do you make small talk with?

 

[bbjeg]

Kim. I think he'd be able to fix the turbolift the fastest, and I'll help by pointing out that the Jem'hadar doesn't have ketrcell white.

"Hurry Kim, before he eats your face!"

Who would you rather make laugh; Spock, Worf, Odo, Tuvok, or Malcolm?

 

[R. Star]

Kim. I think he'd be able to fix the turbolift the fastest, and I'll help by pointing out that the Jem'hadar doesn't have ketrcell white.

"Hurry Kim, before he eats your face!"

Who would you rather make laugh; Spock, Worf, Odo, Tuvok, or Malcolm?

Odo. I think I could pull it off just by showing him that picture of Quark in drag.

Would you rather build a race of genetically enhanced super humans or say screw perfecting humanity and build androids?

 

[Hoshi3]

Androids, because they are awesome.

Would you rather live in the saucer or stardrive section of a starship?

 

[bbjeg]

The saucer. It has the accomodations and a better view, though I'd rather work in the stardrive.

Would you rather gain Q's abilities for an hour or discover a way to counteract Q alterations?

 

[auntiehill]

Discover a way to counteract him. That much power would be too great a temptation, and only having it for an hour would seem pointless. Besides, someone needs to stop Q once in a while.

Would you rather have Kai Winn or Gul Dukat as your boss?

 

[Grendelsbayne]

Kai Winn. She may be bitchy, but she never randomly murdered people.

If you 'evolved' into an energy being, would you rather become a Q, a Prophet, a Metron, an Organian or someone like the Traveler?

 

[bbjeg]

The Q, why settle for less?

That much power would be too great a temptation, and only having it for an hour would seem pointless.

Imagine how much you can do in an hour as a Q. Create a creature, build a castle, or a world made just for you. You could make yourself wealthy beyond belief.

Would you rather serve with Kor, Gowron, Martok, or the Duras Sisters?

 

[auntiehill]

Martok. He had the most honor.

Would you rather work with Uhura, Yar or Hoshi?

 

[bbjeg]

Hoshi. Uhura and Yar have rougher edges.

Multiple Choice MayheM!¡!
Who would you rather pilot you through an asteroid field; Mayweather, Sulu (either), O'brien, Geordi, Worf, Nog, or Paris?

 

[R. Star]

Paris, he seemed to be the best at it probably because he enjoyed it more than anyone else. It was just a job for the rest.

More multiple choice mayhem! Who would you rather have with you to fix your ship in a few minutes or you're dead? Scotty? LaForge? O'Brien? Torres? Tucker?

 

[bbjeg]

LaForge. He'll be able to just see what's wrong with it.

Even more multiple choice MayhEm!

Who would you rather assist you on an alien planet neither of you been to; Hoshi, Uhura, Troi, Guinan, Quark, or Neelix?

 

[Hoshi3]

Hoshi. She's really sweet and she's able to learn new languages relatively quickly.

Would you rather live in the 22th, 23th or 24th century?

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Hoshi. She's really sweet and she's able to learn new languages relatively quickly.

Would you rather live in the 22th, 23th or 24th century?

Easily the 24th century. Question about the structure of the economy not withstanding, the quality of life in the 24th century is generally higher.

Would you rather be on a date with a crew member under the influence of an alien (like Kirk in Turnabout Intruder or Troi in Power Play) or by their evil duplicate (like Kirk in Enemy Within or Data's predecessor, Lore)?

(Bonus: whom would you pick (free choice)?)

 

[bbjeg]

The alien would likely have an ulterior motive but that doesn't mean he's necessarily evil. For the bonus I'll choose Seven of Nine, someone I would date but not be interested in a long term relationship.

Would you rather have an alien influence you or be replaced by an evil you for a day?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

I'd have to go with evil me.

If I were evil, I wouldn't be violent and vindictive, I'd be selfish and manipulative, so I can't imagine much harm being done in a day. And there's a good chance he'd find me a girlfriend.

Would you rather be a transporter clone of somebody, or lose all your memories?

 

[Bad Thoughts]

I'd have to go with evil me.

If I were evil, I wouldn't be violent and vindictive, I'd be selfish and manipulative, so I can't imagine much harm being done in a day. And there's a good chance he'd find me a girlfriend.

Would you rather be a transporter clone of somebody, or lose all your memories?

Replete with removable sideburns? Make me a clone.

Would you rather wake up to find that you've been change into a Romulan or a Cardassian (it's not clear that the changes are only cosmetic)?

 

[R. Star]

Romulan. The shoulder pads and pointed ears beat the rubber outfits and scale ridges. Since you're living under an authoritarian society anyways.. since we're on a clone/replica theme...

Would you rather be a human clone exiled to the mines of Remus or trapped alone on a station by yourself for 12 years?