Hey! That's not how the game's played, mister. I don't care if you're straight! Believe me, the thought of having sex with Aerosmith is no pretty picture to women either -- that's the point: choose between two evils!Being a heterosexual male, neither choice sounds too good.
I guess if the choice was between the last 5 women I've women I've spoken to, and a band like the spice girls or something, I would choose the first one.