Seems Jess has had a run of bad luck with men lately. She probably just needs to date a nice, uncomplicated man like the type you find around here. I hear a lot of people debating whether or not she's worth it anymore though. So what's your opinion?
Would You Date Jessica Simpson?
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Sure would.
A very recent picture. Looks good to me, but some people are just saying she's a little too porky.
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A very recent picture. Looks good to me, but some people are just saying she's a little too porky.
Those people would be full of it.
She does looks like she's put on some weight (you can especially see it in her face), but I don't know about "porky."A very recent picture. Looks good to me, but some people are just saying she's a little too porky.
Would I date her? No. She's an idiot.
Sure she's good looking, but that's not enough. No matter how beautiful the woman, I couldn't date her if she's dumber than a box of rocks.
Date her? Heck, I'd probably marry her! She seems like she has a sense of humor, and a good personality. As for the weight issue, what the f--K are some people smoking? Porky? Was Monroe porky? Was Betty Page? That's how models used to look.
As for her intelligence. Do you know her personally, or just picking it up from sound bites from TV shows, and 'net interviews. That's what I hate about some people. They think they know Tom Cruise, Christian Bale, Jessica Simpson, inside and out from only minuscule parts of their lives. Try getting to know someone before you make a judgment call, FYI.
As for her intelligence. Do you know her personally, or just picking it up from sound bites from TV shows, and 'net interviews. That's what I hate about some people. They think they know Tom Cruise, Christian Bale, Jessica Simpson, inside and out from only minuscule parts of their lives. Try getting to know someone before you make a judgment call, FYI.
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Even if she were "dumb", I'd still go out on a date with her. I may learn something new about her that I didn't know before.
...like where she's ticklish.
Gee, let me think about this, YES.
Not sure. She'd have to be into older guys, for a starter. 
I wouldn't want to if she was really dumb, but what the hell? Lower my expectations and just have a fun night out. If she dragged me home or not, no biggie.
I've thought for a very long time it would do celebrities a bunch of good if they dated ordinary people that wouldn't be overwhelmed by the whole STAR thing, didn't fall for the whole shitty fame thing. Too many yes men around them. Imagine what kind of good it would have done Michael Jackson.
"Michael! Stop bringing kids around! Get some of your own, by getting over here and getting nekkid now! And stop taking drugs or you WILL end up like Elvis!"
I wouldn't want to if she was really dumb, but what the hell? Lower my expectations and just have a fun night out. If she dragged me home or not, no biggie.
I've thought for a very long time it would do celebrities a bunch of good if they dated ordinary people that wouldn't be overwhelmed by the whole STAR thing, didn't fall for the whole shitty fame thing. Too many yes men around them. Imagine what kind of good it would have done Michael Jackson.
"Michael! Stop bringing kids around! Get some of your own, by getting over here and getting nekkid now! And stop taking drugs or you WILL end up like Elvis!"
I voted "No", but not for the reasons in the poll.
1) Her dad is a conceited jackass with an ego the size of Cleveland. Who'd want to get involved in a family like that? I guarantee he'd be up in your face all of the time.
2) She's annoying (voice, mannerisms, etc)
3) She'd bring and/or manufacture more drama than a 1970's afternoon of soap operas into the relationship.
1) Her dad is a conceited jackass with an ego the size of Cleveland. Who'd want to get involved in a family like that? I guarantee he'd be up in your face all of the time.
2) She's annoying (voice, mannerisms, etc)
3) She'd bring and/or manufacture more drama than a 1970's afternoon of soap operas into the relationship.
Even if she were "dumb", I'd still go out on a date with her. I may learn something new about her that I didn't know before.
...like where she's ticklish.
On her side at her lower back...
