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Would you be in a penis/vagina medicine commercial?

I'd do anything-- anything-- to advance my acting career.

Anything!

Reaaaally. Come sit on this couch and tell me more.


A woman at work has two of her children do commercials. They get checks every time one is aired. Their college fund is pretty well padded from what she says.

So I guess I'm up for that. Especially if we get to wear anatomical costumes and dance around the stage. I'd want to be in the vagina though.
 
I'd do anything-- anything-- to advance my acting career.

Anything!

Could you take your top off, please?

Yeah. Could you arch your back?
Arch your back a little, Coco.

Come on, Coco. Smile, smile.
Smile for me.

Now take your thumb and put it in your mouth like a little schoolgirl.

It's tres jolie, Coco! Tres jolie!




That's right, I went for the ever so topical 'Fame' reference that three people will understand.

As long as I am getting paid I would do a commercial for AIDS medicine. I aint got AIDs, but I will pretend I do just for the money.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7935064058166993925

Unrelated, but I thought this condom vs. AIDS ad was pretty good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCLUY9G69gs
 
I'd do anything-- anything-- to advance my acting career.

Anything!

Reaaaally. Come sit on this couch and tell me more.
Sigh. Again?

Could you take your top off, please?

Yeah. Could you arch your back?
Arch your back a little, Coco.

Come on, Coco. Smile, smile.
Smile for me.

Now take your thumb and put it in your mouth like a little schoolgirl.

It's tres jolie, Coco! Tres jolie!
Mif bedder ged be ma dob.

That's right, I went for the ever so topical 'Fame' reference that three people will understand.
Who could forget Irene Cara? :cool:
 
When I saw this thread, I was reminded of this picture... and had to go find it...

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So... no, I wouldn't... unless I was being paid very well- which I wouldn't be because there would be people willing to do it for less.
 
I'm afraid to discover that I am a man who happens to have a vagina.

I also learned that centipedes apparently eat cockroaches.
 
I'd take the money and do a commercial. What the hell? Unless I was running for president...
 
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