Would you be in a penis/vagina medicine commercial?

[RoJoHen]

Erectile dysfunction...yeast infections...heavy flow periods...

Would you be embarrassed to be in a commercial for these things?

I was just watching a Vagisil commercial, and I couldn't help thinking about the chick's itchy vag. That seems like an unfortunate thing to be forever associated with.

 

[Hermiod]

^Depends on whether it pays well or not, I suppose.

"Well, I am bald and important!"

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Absolutely not, unless they're willing to replace my head with someone elses.

 

[JonathonWally]

Sure, if it pays decent.

 

[backstept]

add genital herpes to the list . . .

if the pay was good, yes. I know I don't have those problems, and my friends and family would know I don't have those problems (after I tell them )
so it would just be an act

I'd be hard pressed to remember any of the people I've seen in those commercials if I saw them on the street, so I doubt I'd be labeled as the 'ED with herpes' guy . . . unless I happen to become famous and somebody finds that old tape
like Mike Rowe on QVC, or What's-her-name from Lost in a dating phone service ad

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I'd do a commercial for Vaginitis if the money was right. Scratch that (snerk), I'd do it for free just for the lulz.

I like when you can spot people you've seen in TV shows. "Hey honey, the genital warts girl is playing the President's daughter."

But yeah, I do it for good money. I'd be Smiling Bob.

Absolutely not, unless they're willing to replace my head with someone elses.

I'm pretty sure they're not going to replace your penis with a non-infected one. That sort of defeats the point of the testimonials.

 

[SmoothieX]

"Well, I am bald and important!"

Are we discussing a penis or a vagina? Either way, it's probably important.

 

[JuanBolio]

I'd only do it if I could actually say the word "penis". Too many commercials skirt that word like the plague.

"Increase the size of that certain part of the male body..."

No thanks, bitch. My adam's apple is big enough already.

 

[Plecostomus]

What about Bob from the Enzyte commercials? I'd seriously hate to be that dude. They better be paying him REALLY well.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I'd do the voiceover.

 

[Chess Piece Face]

I'd do it for free just because it would be funny.

 

[Mallory]

Same here.

 

[Holdfast]

If the money's right, I'm willing!

 

[Plecostomus]

Now do I get to "demo" the product or is it all talk?

 

[Josh Kelton]

Erectile dysfunction...yeast infections...heavy flow periods...

Probably not. Being 14 and naturally get hard a lot anyway, I'd hardly be the right person to discuss erectile dysfunctions

 

[Kryton]

I would gladly do ads for Steve Martin's All-Natural Penis Cream. You know, it's the ONLY penis cream that comes in a plain brown envelope with the words "NOT PENIS CREAM" stamped on it.

 

[hellsgate]

If you've got that much time on your hands that you can concentrate on being worried about being an actor that's suddenly associated with a memorable medicinal commercial performance, you've got far bigger psychological problems than whether or not an actor has The Clap or E.D. Get out from behind the nintendo, out from under the cloud of medicinal marijuana smoke & get a life, Cheech.

 

[RoJoHen]

^I'd say that's true of anyone with enough time on their hands to post on a Star Trek message board.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I'd do anything-- anything-- to advance my acting career.

Anything!

 

[Lookingglassman]

As long as I am getting paid I would do a commercial for AIDS medicine. I aint got AIDs, but I will pretend I do just for the money.