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Worst Trek book?

While I also have no love for Warped, I will say that many DS9 novels suffered from the same problem as the early TNG novels: they were being written while the show was actively being produced, so a lot of their content would contradict the show, and many of the characters were being written differently from how the show would portray them. The ironic thing is that sometimes a novel would have a really great plot and excellent writing despite this, and some novels, well, wouldn’t. Of course, writers can only work with what they are given.

However, on the subject of worst Trek novels, my vote would go to the TOS Errand of Vengeance trilogy by Kevin Ryan. Not because the story was bad, per se, because it wasn’t. Because those three books were apparently not edited at all before they were printed. There were typos and grammatical errors on almost every page, one of the main characters was referred to by the actual actor’s name and not the character she played, many characters were given names of well-known Star Trek production personnel (one or two is fine, but ten or more just takes you right out of the story), and many other problems that even a cursory edit would have made better. Ironically, none of these problems appear in Ryan’s follow-up Errand of Fury trilogy.
 
What I remember (since this is over a decade ago) is that it was so bad I put it down at one point, and couldn't even touch it to continue for 8 months. And it was still just as bad.


And it's not like I dislike the author. I remember Doctor's Orders fondly, though I don't remember why.

I so loved Doctor's Orders. It was like reading an episode of TOS.

I just read Swallow's The Latter Fires and liked it for the same reason.
 
While I also have no love for Warped, I will say that many DS9 novels suffered from the same problem as the early TNG novels: they were being written while the show was actively being produced, so a lot of their content would contradict the show, and many of the characters were being written differently from how the show would portray them. The ironic thing is that sometimes a novel would have a really great plot and excellent writing despite this, and some novels, well, wouldn’t. Of course, writers can only work with what they are given.

I feel that the first original DS9 novel, Peter David's The Siege (no relation to the season 2 episode), holds up remarkably well despite all that. It's a much better fit to the series than other first novels like TNG: Ghost Ship and VGR: The Escape. Its only real inconsistency is that the Rio Grande is destroyed at the end, which is, of course, impossible.

Yes, there is a shapeshifter trying to kill Odo, but the novel deliberately keeps it ambiguous whether Meta is from Odo's species or just a similar one, so it doesn't necessarily contradict "No Changeling has ever harmed another." (Or Meta could've been one of the Hundred who never learned about Changeling culture. Weird that a culture that prides itself on never harming its members would send out a hundred infants into the wilderness to fend for themselves. I don't think the writers really thought that one through.)

I gather that Peter had the first five episode scripts to work from as well as the series bible, so that must've helped. By contrast, Diane Carey had to base Ghost Ship solely on the bible and the "Farpoint" script.
 
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One of the main characters was referred to by the actual actor’s name and not the character she played...

That was a deliberate name-drop homage to the actor, Leslie Parrish. She wasn't actually playing Carolyn Palamas in this story.

Those trilogies deviated very much from the original intention. They were first promoted as kickstarting a series of new stories that would be interwoven through the well-known aired episodes of Trek, but giving the spotlight to minor and lower decks characters, both canonical and original.

I so loved Doctor's Orders. It was like reading an episode of TOS.

Planet Flyspeck actually featured all of the new alien races that Diane had created for the ST computer game, "The Kobayashi Alternative".
 
As far as early installment writers go, I was impressed by what a handle Esther Friesner had on Bashir in Warchild; I think she had a better handle on him than the tv writers did at that point. Her season two novel anticipates some character points we don't get on screen until season three or so.
 
As far as early installment writers go, I was impressed by what a handle Esther Friesner had on Bashir in Warchild; I think she had a better handle on him than the tv writers did at that point. Her season two novel anticipates some character points we don't get on screen until season three or so.

It was a pretty good book, except for that bizarre glitch where the author thought runabouts were Cardassian ships that came with the station -- which is a significant plot point (because there's a computer problem affecting only Cardassian equipment including the runabouts, so they can't be used to find Bashir), so it can't just be ignored.
 
I remember I thought that was the case, too, when I was little and the show was first on. Aside from the nacelles, they don't look very Federation (and even then, the engines are very boxy versions of the Enterprise-D style). All the greebles and panel-lines seemed to match DS9 more than the Enterprise. I think the lighting also made them frequently look more DS9-colored than blue-gray, despite what the actual model was. I remember the Micro Machines toy, in particular, looked much more tan/brown and even gave the nacelles yellow glows instead of blue.
 
Cardassian? They don't look it.

Exactly. Remember that most of the early DS9 novels were written before the authors had seen the show. Freisner was probably working from text descriptions alone and hadn't seen what the runabouts looked like. She probably figured they came with the station and were renamed once Starfleet took over.

I remember I thought that was the case, too, when I was little and the show was first on. Aside from the nacelles, they don't look very Federation (and even then, the engines are very boxy versions of the Enterprise-D style). All the greebles and panel-lines seemed to match DS9 more than the Enterprise. I think the lighting also made them frequently look more DS9-colored than blue-gray, despite what the actual model was. I remember the Micro Machines toy, in particular, looked much more tan/brown and even gave the nacelles yellow glows instead of blue.

Oh, interesting. I guess that could be possible too.
 
The author liked the actor and the name?

Well, that’s the only thing that makes sense. Because there were a multitude of female guest stars Ryan could have used. Guess he just had a thing for the name or the actress, because there was nothing that differentiated the character from Palamas.
 
Guess he just had a thing for the name or the actress, because there was nothing that differentiated the character from Palamas.

Sure there is. Palamas was an archaeology & anthropology officer; the trilogy's Parrish was a security officer. As far as I can recall, it never occurred to me when I read the trilogy that the character was meant to be a version of Palamas in any way, just someone who happened to share a name with a Trek actress.

Although I see that Parrish's story arc involved being pregnant with a child whose father had been a Klingon spy without her knowledge. So maybe Ryan was thinking of the deleted ending of "Adonais" where Palamas was revealed to be pregnant with Apollo's child. It looks like the pregnancy doesn't happen until the sequel trilogy, but maybe Ryan had the idea in mind from the start?
 
Sure there is. Palamas was an archaeology & anthropology officer; the trilogy's Parrish was a security officer. As far as I can recall, it never occurred to me when I read the trilogy that the character was meant to be a version of Palamas in any way, just someone who happened to share a name with a Trek actress.

Although I see that Parrish's story arc involved being pregnant with a child whose father had been a Klingon spy without her knowledge. So maybe Ryan was thinking of the deleted ending of "Adonais" where Palamas was revealed to be pregnant with Apollo's child. It looks like the pregnancy doesn't happen until the sequel trilogy, but maybe Ryan had the idea in mind from the start?

Sorry, I misspoke. I meant to say that Parrish and Palamas were quite different characters as you state, which was why I couldn’t understand why Ryan chose the name, since the real life Parrish played a character that had no relation to the fictional Parrish. Like if Ryan had a character named Madlyn Rhue who worked in engineering.

As for the pregnancy, I don’t remember any of that, but it’s possible Ryan was alluding to Adonais. I just remember reading the books, hearing the name “Leslie Parrish,” thinking it sounded familiar, couldn’t find a reference in the actual show for a character with that name, and then realized it was the name of a real actor who played a character in the show, and thinking, ‘Huh, that’s weird.’
 
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Sorry, I misspoke. I meant to say that Parrish and Palamas were quite different characters as you state, which was why I couldn’t understand why Ryan chose the name, since the real life Parrish played a character that had no relation to the fictional Parrish. Like if Ryan had a character named Madlyn Rhue who worked in engineering.

I don't see how it matters. It's just a namesake. It happens all the time. CNN's science correspondent for quite a few years was named Miles O'Brien. There's a music editor on the Secret Hideout Trek shows named Matt Decker. There doesn't have to be a reason for it. In fact, it would be worse if there were an obvious metatextual connection calling attention to itself.

Heck, it could've just been a coincidence. Maybe Ryan didn't remember where he'd heard the name and just liked the sound of it. There have been times when I've thought I made up something that sounded right to me and then realized it actually sounded familiar because I'd heard it before.
 
I’m not saying it matters. I’m saying that I found it odd. Of course Ryan also hit you over the head with the amount of characters he named after Star Trek production personnel that this was just par for the course. I really wish writers wouldn’t do that. It’s incredibly annoying, especially when it’s nonstop. I’m almost positive he even had a character named Gene Roddenberry, but I could be wrong about that. If I were the editor, I would have nipped that crap in the bud.
 
Of course Ryan also hit you over the head with the amount of characters he named after Star Trek production personnel that this was just par for the course.

Okay, in that case I guess it wasn't a coincidence. I guess he just liked the name, or the actress.
 
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