It even - perhaps most especially - fails in the attempt to maintain that the "originals" (in those few cases where the poster has correctly identified the original versions, rather than having it pointed out time and again that there were earlier examples extant) have some moral or artistic claim to special respect.
Exactly. The first version is not, by definition, the best, especially when it comes to movie adaptations of preexisting books, plays, comics, etc.
Cases in point: The Three Musketeers, The Maltese Falcon, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Tarzan, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, The Wizard of Oz, The Lord of the Rings, Batman, Superman, and (arguably) The Fly, The Blob, and The Thing . . . .
And that's just off the top of my head!
Yep. The anti-remake thesis is logically and factually indefensible.