Worst Re-Casting Imagineable

[Silvercrest]

I'm voting for Sherlock Holmes to play Data.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk-TJ Hooker
Spock-Paris
McCoy-Elgin Clark
Scotty-Commander Carnavin
Sulu-Captain Nim
Uhura-Dorinda
Chekov-Alfred Bester

 

[Bixby]

ok, here goes:

SULU: William HUNG
CHEKOV: Yakov SMIRNOFF
UHURA: Marla Gibbs
SCOTTY: Mike Myers as the scottish father http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCrT96QJBfQ
McCOY: wrestling manager James E. CORNETTE
SPOCK: Channing TATUM
KIRK: Andrew Dice CLAY

 

[Admiral2]

I'm pleasantly surprised that we haven't yet had some wise guy chime in and list the current movie cast. Could it be that even the 2009 film's detractors agree that it did a good job with the casting? (And am I tempting fate by bringing this up?)

^^^


"Good job with the casting..."

 

[Captain Robert April]

I did a parody ad for the upcoming ST VI during one of my stints in broadcast training.

Sam Kinison was Kirk ("...to boldly party where no real man has partied before! OH! OOHHHHH!!")

Gilbert Godfried was Spock, Richard Lewis was McCoy, Bobcat Goldthwaite was Scotty, and Andrew "Dice" Clay was the evil Klingon commander ("Lt. Uhura? I #%&$ed her!") I was basically going with any comedian I could do a halfway decent impression of.

I need to dig that up and post it somewhere...

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Kirk: Cemil Sahbaz
Spock: Erol Amaç
McCoy: Ferdi Merter
Scotty: Yilmaz Sahin
Uhura: Füsun Olgaç
Rand: Elif Pektas

You beat me to it. Watching these episodes is like watching the real thing while on copious amounts of LSD and sour mash.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

KIRK: John Lennon
SPOCK: Paul McCartney
McCOY: George Harrison
CHEKOV: Ringo Starr
SULU: Mickey Rooney
SCOTTY: Peter Sellers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCrT96QJBfQ
UHURA: Sean Bean

 

[Captain Robert April]

Y'know, they were actually planning on a version of "The Lord Of the Rings" with the Beatles in key roles.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Ringo would probably get stuck with Gollum, but John would secretly covet the part.

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

KIRK: George Clooney
SPOCK: Brad Pitt
McCOY: Carl Reiner
CHEKOV: Matt Damon
SULU: Shaobo Qin
SCOTTY: Elliott Gould
UHURA: Andy Garcia

 

[Christopher]

Come to think of it, George Clooney might've made a pretty good Christopher Pike.

 

[Captain Robert April]

He would've made a better Zefrem Cochrane.

I'm still in the "Ray Liotta for Pike" camp.

 

[Kemaiku]

^Hmm, that's not a bad idea there, I'm no Clooney fan but I could see him playing a new Cochrane rather well.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Liotta has the wrong vibe for Pike, even if he does resemble Hunter.

 

[Captrek]

Clooney would have been perfect for Cochrane in FC. Much better than Cromwell, and I don’t mean that as a slight to Cromwell.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Me. Playing everyone. In a comedy South African accent.

 

[Captrek]

Me. Playing everyone. In a comedy South African accent.

Or Maurice LaMarche.

http://youtu.be/-fe_rbFmlX4?t=6m22s

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Joe Pesci as Tharn:

KIRK Prime posing as Mirror Kirk: You have twelve hours to consider your position.

THARN [on viewscreen]: Twelve years, Captain Kirk, or twelve thousand. Get it through your f@#$%! head, you're not getting a single muthaf#$%*! crystal; except maybe for the one I gave your mother last night (heh-heh). Hey, nice go-go boots! Maybe if you swung around a f@#$% pole for a couple of minutes, I'll slip a dilithium crystal down your g-string, you f@#$% pansy!

KIRK Prime posing as Mirror Kirk: Screw it! Sulu, let 'er rip!

 

[jayrath]

Don Knotts as Kirk.

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Don Knotts as Kirk.

If this were a contest, you would be the winner! Bloody brilliant!