It's pretty much all downhill after the first big hump.
Women to marry a rollercoaster
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It's pretty much all downhill after the first big hump.
I'm sure he'll be a great ride.
"He helps me in private"
ugh...
ugh...
[whips out old copy of "Rollercoaster Tycoon" to get dating advice and tips]
So does she get jealous when other people ride it? Bit weird that she always has to pay to be with her husband. Or she should have to pay anyway.
This is a bit messed up really isn't it. I've never loved a ride. I've hated plenty though.
Edit: And I like how she's not having sex with it because he's in public and it's indecent. Not because it's fricking retarded.
This is a bit messed up really isn't it. I've never loved a ride. I've hated plenty though.
Edit: And I like how she's not having sex with it because he's in public and it's indecent. Not because it's fricking retarded.
hahahahahaha! Oh man......
^ WOW, I just read the thread title and laughed but you made me want to click the link to see what this 'chick' looked like and....WOW, I didn't know Vern Tessio would end up marrying a rollar coaster.
(yes, I know who Jerry O'Connell, this is a joke, people)
(yes, I know who Jerry O'Connell, this is a joke, people)
Plecostomus
Commodore
One of my coworkers coined the phrase "up and down more than a hooker giving blow-jobs on a roller-coaster" to describe a balky piece of machinery once.
It certainly looks like the sort of thing Pugsley Addams would end up doing, for sure...
LOL
WRONG! This is where you men go WRONG. Machines/toys are not substitutes...they should be used in addition and in tandem. Most women don't cum via intercourse. Most women fake it. Believe what ya wanna believe but any guy who takes my advice ends up sending his woman through the roof.
Oh and I don't care if you're kidding..this was the perfect catalyst for me to bring this up!
If men did their job, we wouldn't need machines.
It has nothing to do with men doing their jobs...sadly they lack an attachment to reach the clit properly. That's why you must bring a vibrator to the bedroom and OMG when you're vibing and he's thrusting in tandem.....pretty much cum in 30 seconds.
They have some lovely hands free models as well. I just ordered one today!
They have some lovely hands free models as well. I just ordered one today!
Plecostomus
Commodore
Communication is the key here. I know what she likes/wants/needs/expects and based on that, no complaints just alot of happy noises and thrashing about.
I have a feeling that this lady isn't playing with a full deck.
LOL
WRONG! This is where you men go WRONG. Machines/toys are not substitutes...they should be used in addition and in tandem. Most women don't cum via intercourse. Most women fake it. Believe what ya wanna believe but any guy who takes my advice ends up sending his woman through the roof.
Oh and I don't care if you're kidding..this was the perfect catalyst for me to bring this up!
Yes, I *was* kidding. It was a joke...seeing as the rollercoaster is a machine...and she's putting it in place of a real man...
...nevermind.
Indeed. I'm sure he's made many women scream.
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