Woman: "My coffee spilled in my lap. It's hot. I'm suing McDonalds."
Judge: "McDonalds, give this woman millions of dollars."
I'm constantly amazed at the bullshit court systems will tolerate.
Why yes, third degree burns and and skin graft surgery are fun fun fun. Everyone should try it. It's hard to imagine why anyone would be upset by that.
At the temperature McDonalds served coffee, they might as well just set up a machine that randomly dips people's genitals in boiling water.
Granted, I don't drink coffee, but for some reason I don't think that people who do do so to pour it on their balls.
That lawsuit was silly. Sure the coffee was hot (shocker), but did McDonald's make her spill it on her lap? No. She was a dumbass who spilled it herself. That is like getting a steak knife back from a sharpener, tripping, accidentally stabbing yourself in the process, and then suing the sharpener for making the knife too sharp.
Actually, it's nothing like that. The coffee was served not just hot, but too hot for human consumption, and hot enough to pose a severe health hazard. I don't know about you, but I don't want my coffee to cause third-degree burns on contact. And it wasn't the first time McDonald's had been made aware of their excessively-hot coffee. It was just the first time someone got somewhere suing them for it.
Yes, everyone expects coffee to be hot. But does anyone expect it to cause instant third-degree burns, should it spill on you?
Didn't think so.