It just occurred to me that the Wicked Witch of the West can be abbreviated WWW which means the flying monkeys are the ultimate pile ons.
I approve.Anyway, here is my alternate version of a scene from the movie:
Dorothy: Oh, you are very bad man!
Wizard: No, I'm a good man. I'm just a very bad wizard.
Scarecrow: You're a "good man" who spent years defrauding the people of the Emerald City, so they would honor you as their leader.
Wizard: Okay, I'm not a great man but still I...
Tin Man: And then to cover up your deception, you sent a little girl to confront a powerful, homicidal witch... presumably hoping the girl would never return.
Wizard: I didn't think she would actually do it! I thought Dorothy would just give up and go home!
Dorothy: But I can't get home! That's why I asked you for help in the first place!
*Beat*
Wizard: I guess I am a bad man, aren't I.
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