With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero

[Saratoga NX-3842]

What's your favorite trek action quote? And by favorite I mean most lame.

Janeway: "Time to take out the garbage."

And let's not forget "Assimilate this!"

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Worf summed up my entire philosophy of life: DEATH to the OPPOSITION!!!

...which may not fit this thread since the fact that it's lame is why it's funny.

 

[Newspaper Taxi]

And let's not forget "Assimilate this!"

Only Worf could pull off that line while simultaneously being bad ass and in character. Maybe Ben Sisko could but he'd probably use Sisko-syntax and take out a lot of the "oomph" from the line.

 

[Deckerd]

And let's not forget "Assimilate this!"

Probably my favourite of all time too.

 

[Orac]

Archer: "You sonofabitch!"

 

[Brannigan]

Im sorry this is off the thread topic sort of, but I just watched that episode of the Simpsons when they went to Itchy and Scratchy land:
Homer: DIE ROBOTS DIE! with a cool dry wit like that I could----
Bart: who knew this would be our best vacation ever (homer looks dissapointed that he cant complete the line bart just said moments earlier)

Ok back on topic: Kirk: "Lets get the hell out of here"

 

[Sector 7]

"Make it so." Action line... yearite.

 

[shatastrophic]

"If we are going to be damned, then let's be damned for who we really are." -Picard
" I have the odd craving for the blood of a live Kolar(?) beast, this environment must be affecting be again." -Worf
As far as lame, and people might disagree, i just think it seems lame...
"Let's use the Briar Patch the way Briar Rabbit did."- Riker

 

[AdmiralGarak]

"Time to start packing!"
(More of the villain's line, but it's Star Trek's best action one-liner.)

 

[Orac]

"If we are going to be damned, then let's be damned for who we really are." -Picard
" I have the odd craving for the blood of a live Kolar(?) beast, this environment must be affecting be again." -Worf
As far as lame, and people might disagree, i just think it seems lame...
"Let's use the Briar Patch the way Briar Rabbit did."- Riker

Ooh that reminds me...

Riker: "We're through running from these bastards!"

 

[Nardpuncher]

"Don't get between me and the bloodwine!" -Sisko

 

[Wonderlust King]

"Assimilate This" kinda ruined first contact for me. I am the enemy of cheesy one liners.

 

[Captain X]

Q: "Oh look, it's the redoubtable Commander Riker, and Microbrain. Growl for me, let me know you still care."


Odo: "You'd shoot a man in the back?"
Garak: "Well it's the safest way, isn't it?"

 

[jealousblues]

Q: "Oh look, it's the redoubtable Commander Riker, and Microbrain. Growl for me, let me know you still care."


Odo: "You'd shoot a man in the back?"
Garak: "Well it's the safest way, isn't it?"

how about "Microbrain with a macrohead"
THough I liked the charactor

 

[Omega Glory]

"Welcome to the bridge."

-Janeways line to the Viddians before the bridge blows up.

I always thought it would be funnier if she said something like: "Welcome to the last five seconds of your life."

 

[S'kai]

"Darmok and Jilad at Tenagra."

 

[Fatemo]

"Get the cheese to sickbay!" -- B'Elanna Torres (Learning Curve)

or

"At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something" -- Janeway (Caretaker)