Will We Finally See [Something] in Star Trek XI?

[Garth Rockett]

I don't think we'll see the forked penis, as that would in all likelihood preclude a rating that would allow a more general audience. However, as regards the canonicity of the forked penis:

Samuel T. Cogley said:
Further complicating this issue is the Star Trek: Enterprise episode "The Single Entendre," in which Trip is giving a neural massage to T'Pol with his penis. Trip bemoans: "Sorry, my penis isn't forked like you are used to." T'Pol responds dryly: "That is an urban legend."

Remember, as seen in "Amok Time", Vulcans do not discuss sexual matters with outsiders. I believe T'Pol was merely "exaggerating" (just as Spock did about the repair time necessary in TWOK) and attempting to avoid a discussion about the forked nature of the Vulcan penis. Her comment should not be read as a denial of the canonicity of forked Vulcan penises.

 

[Phantassm]

Re: Will We Finally See Spock's Forked Penis in Star Trek XI

...How'd HE find out Spock had a FORKED penis? Hhmm...

 

[seigezunt]

Re: Will We Finally See Spock's Forked Penis in Star Trek XI

CaptainWacky said:
Will we see Sulu's "acting chops"? People (mainly George Takei) are always going on about how he never got the chance to show his "acting chops" in the original series. I want to see what they look like.

Here's one, deep-fried.

 

[M'Sharak]

Re: Will We Finally See Spock's Forked Penis in Star Trek XI

Implied
Both
Sporked
Straight Up and Down

I believe that it should remain implied. After all, once the unseen becomes seen, once the implied becomes verifiable fact, once what was only suggested becomes reality, you have lost the carrot on your schtick, so to speak; you can only go straight into the toilet from there.

"Known" but not known -- that's what I say. :thumbsup:


Also:

Samuel T. Cogley said:

1. Star Trek: The Animated Series is not canon. 2. Since Spock's forked penis was never shown onscreen, it also is not canon. 3. Therefore, by the principle of double negative canon*, Spock's forked penis is now canon.

*Double Negative Canon (DNC) was discovered by Samuel T. Cogley late in the year of our Lord, 2007. He suspects it will catch on. You heard it here first.

Where might I apply to become a licensed purveyor of Double Negative Canon™ (DNC™) products and services?

 

[Admiral James Kirk]

What I really want to know is if the new movie will resolve the mystery of Spocks testicles as first seen in the second season episode The Trouble With Testicles and then brought to the forefront in For My Scrotum Is Hollow And I Have Touched Spock's Theighs.

As originally established in the Star Trek Writer's Guide Spock had a triad of testicles which I believe was supposed to be symbolic of the trio of Kirk/Spock/McCoy.

Spock's ball-sack contained one baby-maker which produced the normal human white colored sperm. He also had one Vulcan nad that gooped the traditional vulcan pistachio-colored sperm. Then of course there was his third testicle which was half-human and half-vulcan, a sort of "hulkan" testicle if you will. It splooged the normal human colored white sperm which turned green when Spock was angered and led to the classic quote: "Don't make me angry, Dr. McCoy. You won't like me when I'm angry".

In the episode Amok Tumor it was discovered that Spock's hulkan testicle was cancerous and had to be removed before it exploded taking the Enterprise with it however it was later revealed in the Enterprise: Season Four episode Broken Balls that Spock's hulkan testicle was in fact: FUTURE GUY! It was a real ballsy move on Manny Coto's part.

Still despite the canon potrayal of Spock's rogue testicle as an uber-villain I still feel that there's another story still to come. One in which we see the descent of Spock's testicle to the dark side. A sort of Anakin Ballwalker if you will. Have there been any rumors about the part Spock's testicle has to play in the new flick?

 

[Kirk-MyActualName]

Logically, this begs the question…does sexual intercourse with a Vulcan male automatically entail an act of DP (double penetration)?

 

[F. King Daniel]

Logically, this begs the question…does sexual intercourse with a Vulcan male automatically entail an act of DP (double penetration)?

That's Klingons, as per Discovery. Just needed to get that in before the lock!