Why will YOU boycott the next movie?

[seigezunt]

I will boycott If they make Khan a black woman.

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If0bs-jEk8A[/YT]

 

[Mrs_Whatsit]

I will boycott if there isn't at least one completely gratuitous shot of Dr. McCoy without his shirt. Okay, I'd settle for a short-sleeved black t-shirt. But absolutely no more covering than that or I'll be seeing the next Transformers movie instead! (Not that I've ever seen the other two--or ever plan on seeing them )

 

[Aragorn]

You can't boycott this movie when you bitch about it constantly up to its release date, because you need to see it in order to fulfill your own prophecy and bitch about it even more!

 

[Red Shirt Guy]

I will boycott it unless their is a nuclear wessel in it.

 

[Sabataage]

I'll boycott it if it doesn't have William Shatner.

In addition to having William Shatner, it should also have Leonard Nimoy, George Takei, Nichelle Nichols and Walter Koenig, and during the course of the film they must rise to the occasion to replace the new cast.

Also, Karl Urban and Simon Pegg are replaced by reconstructions of DeForest Kelley and James Doohan. But these must be done with modelwork and animatronics standard in the 1970s or it'll look terrible. Also, no CGI at all.

Need younger fresher faces you ask? Fine. Get Kirstie Alley for Saavik, she's young enough.

The film's score should be composed entirely of music from the original series with maybe the odd Jerry Goldsmith cue. Recycling it worked fine for the show so it'll look good on the screen.

And the lighting... NO MORE LENS FLARE! I want bright, strongly defined 1960s TV lighting setups. I want bright colours! And also Vulcan should be un-destroyed somehow, probably in a plot involving the planet's katra.

If all of these demands aren't met I won't see the movie.

If it does not have William Shatner, I too will boycott the movie... -also, if it does.

Also, it must have Eric Bana in it again, as Mirror Nero (say that three times fast). He's does the opposite of Regular Nero (sounds like a coffee flavor). He makes Vulcan de-implode or, if you will, EXPLODE.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Mirror Nero has tattoos on his ass.

If this does not happen, I will boycott

 

[bryce]

Well I AM going to boycott it because I heard that the bowling alley scene will take place on deck *22*.


Everybody *knows* the goddamn bowling alley is on deck 21!!!


JJ. Abrams raped my childhood - with a bowling ball!!!

 

[Pauln6]

Well I AM going to boycott it because I heard that the bowling alley scene will take place on deck *22*.


Everybody *knows* the goddamn bowling alley is on deck 21!!!


JJ. Abrams raped my childhood - with a bowling ball!!!

No, you're confusing the bowling alley with the sexnasium.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I will boycott the movie if Dr. Helen Noel does not appear at Christmas and fling herself a little bit on Christopher Pine. We CANNOT reboot Christmas. Something has to remain even when whole planets perish!!

 

[Wynterhawk]

I'll boycott if Liberace... I mean Trelane doesn't show up!

 

[od0_ital]

... JJ. Abrams raped my childhood - with a bowling ball!!!

Ouch.



I will boycott this movie if Tyler Perry has a role that is not Madea!

Oh, wait...

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

I think it is quite obvious that what the fans all want and deserve is an excellent story about a galaxy-wide war in which the Federation, the Bajorans, and the Vulcans join forces to battle against the Klingons, the Dominion, and the Borg. You KNOW it's true. If TPTB are too dumb to realize that the next movie NEEDS to have that storyline, I'll be aboycottin'.

 

[Devon]

I think it is quite obvious that what the fans all want and deserve is an excellent story about a galaxy-wide war in which the Federation, the Bajorans, and the Vulcans join forces to battle against the Klingons, the Dominion, and the Borg.

Don't forget Species 8472!

 

[F. King Daniel]

How many people have said "because the ship is 725 meters long!!!"?

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

I think it is quite obvious that what the fans all want and deserve is an excellent story about a galaxy-wide war in which the Federation, the Bajorans, and the Vulcans join forces to battle against the Klingons, the Dominion, and the Borg.

Don't forget Species 8472!

Well, of course! I figured Species 8472 went without saying.

 

[Voyagerian]

I will boycott if C3PO does not float past the Enterprise viewwindow, wailing, HEEELP!!!I'M FLOATING!!!RD-D2, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!Otherwise, I'm good. But Species 8472 makes everything better...And yes, I loved SW back in the day, and have no issues with the SWtrek ops...

 

[SheliakBob]

I will boycott the Son of the Abomination as a noble effort to resist the madness of rebooting and the blasphemy of recasting and the e-vile betrayal of all True and Righteous Trek Fans (tm) everywhere!

I shall not give them ONE DAMN PENNY! I say thee NAY, brothers! The Anti-Roddenberry JJ shall not get a single penny of my hard earned money. I shall REFUSE to give them any money at all...

Until I do, anyway. But that's a totally different issue. sort of.
buggerall.

 

[Aragorn]

If Robau doesn't return in the sequel and do EVERYTHING that we listed in the facts about Captain Robau thread, then boycott!!!!

 

[Alrik]

If Robau doesn't return in the sequel and do EVERYTHING that we listed in the facts about Captain Robau thread, then boycott!!!!

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Damn it! You beat me to using Robau.

Anyway, I'll boycot it if they don't show the great grandkiddy whales of George and Gracie swimming in the bay. And for the purpose of cameos, they have to put Shat in a whale costume for George and Frakes in one for Gracie. The proportions should be just about right.