I was going to post this in the "Nemesis sucked" thread, but since it spans all the TNG movies, I figure it was worth it's own thread.
TNG was dead since the first movie came out. I'm not sure who the blame goes to, but it's like someone sat there with a checklist to make sure it happened:
Generations:
- Have obligatory scene with TOS crew for the 1st 10min but not essential to the story - Check
- Have plot contrived anomaly that makes zero sense - Check
- The pride of not doing a time travel story - Double Check
- Have 1 non sensical villain with 2 clown sidekicks - Check
- Have "crazy comedian Data" just for kicks - Check
- Kill Kirk - Triple Check
- Destroy the Enterprise D - Triple Check
- Feel pride that you were so edgy in killing the biggest hero in Trekdom - Quintuple Check (Ron Moore, I know this was YOUR idea you fucking asshole!!)
- Feel pride that you destroyed my favorite ship - Check
First Contact:
- Action Hero Picard - Check
- About 1 minute of actual ship to ship Borg Battle - Check
- Make the rest of the movie a "T2 time travel" plot, ignore the fact that it would have worked so much better in Generations - Double Check
- Have Zeffram Cochrane be a low life drunk who singlehandedly invented what top NASA physicists and engineers have been unable to do - Check
- Have Troi get drunk because, you know, it's so funny - Check
- Data has implied sex, again! - Check
Insurrection:
- Defend a race that is just as advanced as you are, but choose to "shun" their tech in some weird moral sense - Check
- Crazy loony Data - Check
- Run away from enemy flying drone things for 70% of the movie - Check
- Bad boob jokes - Check
- Ah, a joystick pops out of the Enterprise's control systems - Check
- Villains not evil, simply misunderstood - Check
Nemesis:
- Shinzon looks nothing like Picard - Check
- Picard's photo of "himself" as a young man (desperate attempt to associate Shizon to him) - Check
- Make Schimitar look like the Andromeda Ascendant - Check
- Turn off all lights on the ship - Check
- Replace senior staff with cardboard cutouts - Check
- Kill Data - Triple Check
- Blatantly rip off TWOK and not only admit it, but glorify in it - Triple Check.
Result = TNG dead, and deep fried.
TNG was dead since the first movie came out. I'm not sure who the blame goes to, but it's like someone sat there with a checklist to make sure it happened:
Generations:
- Have obligatory scene with TOS crew for the 1st 10min but not essential to the story - Check
- Have plot contrived anomaly that makes zero sense - Check
- The pride of not doing a time travel story - Double Check
- Have 1 non sensical villain with 2 clown sidekicks - Check
- Have "crazy comedian Data" just for kicks - Check
- Kill Kirk - Triple Check
- Destroy the Enterprise D - Triple Check
- Feel pride that you were so edgy in killing the biggest hero in Trekdom - Quintuple Check (Ron Moore, I know this was YOUR idea you fucking asshole!!)
- Feel pride that you destroyed my favorite ship - Check
First Contact:
- Action Hero Picard - Check
- About 1 minute of actual ship to ship Borg Battle - Check
- Make the rest of the movie a "T2 time travel" plot, ignore the fact that it would have worked so much better in Generations - Double Check
- Have Zeffram Cochrane be a low life drunk who singlehandedly invented what top NASA physicists and engineers have been unable to do - Check
- Have Troi get drunk because, you know, it's so funny - Check
- Data has implied sex, again! - Check
Insurrection:
- Defend a race that is just as advanced as you are, but choose to "shun" their tech in some weird moral sense - Check
- Crazy loony Data - Check
- Run away from enemy flying drone things for 70% of the movie - Check
- Bad boob jokes - Check
- Ah, a joystick pops out of the Enterprise's control systems - Check
- Villains not evil, simply misunderstood - Check
Nemesis:
- Shinzon looks nothing like Picard - Check
- Picard's photo of "himself" as a young man (desperate attempt to associate Shizon to him) - Check
- Make Schimitar look like the Andromeda Ascendant - Check
- Turn off all lights on the ship - Check
- Replace senior staff with cardboard cutouts - Check
- Kill Data - Triple Check
- Blatantly rip off TWOK and not only admit it, but glorify in it - Triple Check.
Result = TNG dead, and deep fried.