"Why Shatner Isn't In 'Star Trek' - The Cartoon"

[QuasarVM]

Re: Old Kirk, new Kirk go where no Kirk gone before (Village Voice com

You know what Pine is good for?

Pine Sol... to clean my Emmys.

Mr. Shatner!!! I am SO not worthy!!! You ARE THE MAN!!!

No worries. Nobody's worthy,not even that sniveling little prick James Spader. Hey Spader, at least I was in my 60's when I developed a double chin, what's your excuse?

Hey, speaking of sniveling you know whats -- when are you going to interview Takei?

 

[William Shatner]

Re: Old Kirk, new Kirk go where no Kirk gone before (Village Voice com

Mr. Shatner!!! I am SO not worthy!!! You ARE THE MAN!!!

No worries. Nobody's worthy,not even that sniveling little prick James Spader. Hey Spader, at least I was in my 60's when I developed a double chin, what's your excuse?

Hey, speaking of sniveling you know whats -- when are you going to interview Takei?

You mean George Too-Gay?

Oh, my...

I don't know, probably when he picks up my dry cleaning like I pay him too.

 

[indranee]

Shatner will get his cameo in the DVD.

that's just... wrong! so wrong!

 

[QuasarVM]

Re: Old Kirk, new Kirk go where no Kirk gone before (Village Voice com

No worries. Nobody's worthy,not even that sniveling little prick James Spader. Hey Spader, at least I was in my 60's when I developed a double chin, what's your excuse?

Hey, speaking of sniveling you know whats -- when are you going to interview Takei?

You mean George Too-Gay?

Oh, my...

I don't know, probably when he picks up my dry cleaning like I pay him too.

 

[Cyke101]

"How did Winona Ryder make it into this movie and not me?"

What I want to know is how Winona quit stealing clothes from fashion boutiques long enough to shoot this film...

...when she found that Star Trek had replicators, petty theft lost its luster.