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Why my diddle can't piddle.

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Recently I've found it hard to do anything relating to my wang. After fornicating anally with my friend Spock, I have been in terrible pain. I will tell you why I THINK this may have been caused, but I need someone to confirm it's possible.

So, I was like :drool: and so was Spock, and we kicked that black girl and the russian one out of the bridge. He ripped my shirt off and logically put it into the glove compartment of the ship. I put his shirt over the chair as it was leather and sticky and we didn't want our skin to get stuck. We lathered eachother on oils, pausing to lick eachothers nipples and kiss but then going back to the rubbing. I put my hand down his tight trousers. I stroked his phallus and slowly started rubbing it. Faster, and faster. He climaxed, licked my chest and bent over to indicate it was my turn. I pulled down his trousers and undergarments in one swift motion. I pulled down my own and got my penis ready. It wasn't completely erect yet so I put it inbetween his anus cheeks, and it flopped smoothly. I rubbed it back and forth while he started to anticipate the joy of what was about to happen. I pulled back halfway down his buttocks.

I inserted my dick. It was amazing. It felt like I was walking out of a dark tunnel into the light of joy and homosexuality. I started to move back and forth, humping as spock cried with delight. I bent down so that my chest was on his back, and I reached around. My arms caressed his smooth nipples as I began to reach the optimum point of sex.

Then something wierd happened. I felt something move inside his rectum alongside my willy. It squirmed around a bit. Just as I cummed inside of him, I felt a jolt up my uretha.

Later that night Spock confessed to me that he had Vorms, a deadly Vulcan parasite similar to Tape Worms that are present in the human race. Vorms find an entrace to body, clamp itself in, and start to expand. This made my dick wider. I was pleased with this. But then it started to hurt. My penis is now bright red and touching it causes the worst pain imaginable, let alone urinating or having intercourse.

Can someone please call Bones to come check on me?

Kind Regards,

Kirk
 
On a different note, we are actually two different people.
 
But we both think Star Trek and it's community is a pile of shit.
 
A touching and sensitive portrayal of the controversial issues regarding cross-species relationships. Bonus points for tackling the taboo subject of transmittable parasites in a well-researched and non-judgemental manner.
 
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