Because they have big ear muffs!
Why do Ferengi enjoy oomax?
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USS Triumphant will be headlining all this week at Vic Fontaine's lounge - holosuite 2. See Quark for tickets.
Do Ferengi frequently make porn films in OOMAX format?
Fine. Fine. I'll put it over here. 
How many ears does Spock have?
Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear!
How many ears does Spock have?
Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear!
And since you might have already read that one in that other thread, before the board coppers spoiled my fun there...
What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
A CROAKING device!
What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
A CROAKING device!
Where do health-minded Trekkies work out?
The HE'S DEAD GYM!
The HE'S DEAD GYM!
This thread needs to be doused in petrol and set alight. It's only merciful.
I like it.
Rom, bring me another bottle of red wine...and don't uncork it until it gets to the table.
Rom, bring me another bottle of red wine...and don't uncork it until it gets to the table.
I think I need some ibuprofen.
NO MERCY!!!
What do you call it when two of your science officers are having an argument?
Science Friction!
What do you call it when two of your science officers are having an argument?
Science Friction!
From the SNL Restaurant Enterprise Sketch:
Old one: What does the USS Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?
They both circle Uranus for Klingons!!
Old one: What does the USS Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?
They both circle Uranus for Klingons!!
What is Thomas Riker's dating philosophy?
"If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again."
"If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again."
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