Why didn't I just shut the hell up?
- Thread starter K'Ehleyr
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Or at the very least the wacky neighbor can send out bird calls to warn you if someone is approaching.I disagree. It's obvious from television and film that K'ehleyr should now break in to the office and switch out or erase the tape. She should probably take along a wacky neighbor to cause a distraction so that she can sneak in unobserved.If television and film has taught us anything, it's that any attempt at re-recording the message will only result in leaving messages that sound progressively crazier as you go along.
Ca-caw!
*makes a nice cup of tea so K'ehleyr can relax*
Plecostomus
Commodore
My advice... call them up from a payphone and loop the song Carameldansen over and over then leave the phone number for the local gay-club. Do this 15-20 times a day from different phones.
In a week they'll call you because the system is jammed with spam-calls.
I shit you not I used this tactic (but with email) to get my current job... plus I deleted the post from Craigslist.
In a week they'll call you because the system is jammed with spam-calls.
I shit you not I used this tactic (but with email) to get my current job... plus I deleted the post from Craigslist.
Don't want it anyway now.
Thanks for the tea Flukie.
Or instead of the birdcalls MP the neighbour could just call me on my mobile
. ~ Why am I taking a neighbour again?
My advice... call them up from a payphone and loop the song Carameldansen over and over then leave the phone number for the local gay-club. Do this 15-20 times a day from different phones.
In a week they'll call you because the system is jammed with spam-calls.
I shit you not I used this tactic (but with email) to get my current job... plus I deleted the post from Craigslist.
Hey Plec.
How many working payphones do you think I have in my town? And would I not look suspicious with a cd player held to the phone. Tis not your best plan
Plecostomus
Commodore
My advice... call them up from a payphone and loop the song Carameldansen over and over then leave the phone number for the local gay-club. Do this 15-20 times a day from different phones.
In a week they'll call you because the system is jammed with spam-calls.
I shit you not I used this tactic (but with email) to get my current job... plus I deleted the post from Craigslist.
Hey Plec.
How many working payphones do you think I have in my town? And would I not look suspicious with a cd player held to the phone. Tis not your best plan
Oh and the break in and have your neighbor make distracting bird-calls idea is any better.
My advice... call them up from a payphone and loop the song Carameldansen over and over then leave the phone number for the local gay-club. Do this 15-20 times a day from different phones.
In a week they'll call you because the system is jammed with spam-calls.
I shit you not I used this tactic (but with email) to get my current job... plus I deleted the post from Craigslist.
Hey Plec.
How many working payphones do you think I have in my town? And would I not look suspicious with a cd player held to the phone. Tis not your best plan
Oh and the break in and have your neighbor make distracting bird-calls idea is any better.
Maybe not, but funnier and I'd get to dress up as a Ninja
Come on ~ everyone secretly wants to dress up as a Ninja
Plecostomus
Commodore
Maybe not, but funnier and I'd get to dress up as a Ninja
Come on ~ everyone secretly wants to dress up as a Ninja
Not me.
Deep down I'm a dirty rotten pirate.
Arrrr.
Also: Post sexy K'ehleyr-ninja pics ASAP.
Plecostomus
Commodore
No no no! Not pictures of the boiler man, pictures of the BOILER. Geeze! 
Plecostomus
Commodore
Yeah wow I killed this thread.
^ it's getting increasingly difficult getting the man to take photos of me fulfilling your various fantasies.
Come on I took a photo of Bob the Boiler man for you ~ he thought I was weird enough!
And the worst thing is ~ you know I'm going to do it. I hate you Plec
Please tell "the man" that MY interest is purely sens..I mean, scientific in nature..
And today, I had several glasses of port after job #2...(the store manager there really needs to die in a fire...slowly)
Yeah wow I killed this thread.
No I was just out on NinKey business...
That's Ninja K'Ehleyr
So in the early hours of this morning in the eerie moonlight, Ethel the wacky neighbour and I found the Council HQ building. Whilst Ethel lurked nonchanantly in the shadows I scaled the outside of the building and entered through a sky-light on the roof I had found on the building plans.
I crawled through the heating vents until I was above the room that houses the 'recruitment line'. Knowing that the floor was sensor alarmed the pulley was my only option. I slid back the vent and attached the pulley. I lowered myself slowly down until I was just above the table that had the big black telephone and answering machine with its blinking red eye that illuminated the otherwise empty room. I erased the messages and changed the tape with the outgoing message to one which said the vacancy had been filled. Just then I heard a faint 'ca caw'... frantically I pullied myself up and swept my feet into the vent just as a security guard glanced into the room through the glass panelled door. I would have to phone the number later and leave my well rehearsed message knowing that mine would now be the only one *evil ninja laugh*.
I exited the building as I came in, found Ethel and we made our way home for a well deserved cup of cocoa and a tequila for me.
A successful night for NinKey
And goldbug, thanks for the scientific interest
Plecostomus
Commodore
Now from my end I will phone-spam the answering machine 1500 times.
Just to update you as I know you've all been on the edge of your seats... I put my application in for the job this morning ~ having spelt proofread wrong . In my defence it was a handwritten form and my mind went faster than my pen so I had to scrub out the extra f! 
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Expect no more updates
. In my defence it was a handwritten form and my mind went faster than my pen so I had to scrub out the extra f! .Expect no more updates
^Oh that's priceless!
I'm glad you can see the humor in it!
I'm glad you can see the humor in it!
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