Who Would You Date?

[Purdy Bear]

1. Chakotay for looks.

2. Tuvok for his intelligence, Id love to sit and chat with him.

3. Harry, his a sweetheart.

Tom Paris I would end up hitting round the back of the head regularly just like Gibbs in NCIS but with a nice plank of wood. Now Gibbs is worth a date or two.

 

[Lynx]

1. Chakotay for looks.

2. Tuvok for his intelligence, Id love to sit and chat with him.

3. Harry, his a sweetheart.

Tom Paris I would end up hitting round the back of the head regularly just like Gibbs in NCIS but with a nice plank of wood. Now Gibbs is worth a date or two.

Another NCIS fan! Great!

I've also noticed a certain resemblance in behavior between Paris and Tony DiNozzo but hitting Paris with a plank? No! I like his humor.

By the way, I wish they could transport the entire NCIS team to the 24th century and give them a ship. That would be a great series.

As for dates (to go back on topic), Kes is still my no 1 candidate.

 

[Jetfire]

By the way, I wish they could transport the entire NCIS team to the 24th century and give them a ship. That would be a great series.

If that were the case...I would date Abby.

Love me some Pauley Perrette.

 

[Guy Gardener]

It's obvious that she was tailored for "us". Sure she's a pretty girl but all that trimming is completely tactical... I despise being manipulated.

 

[freak]

By the way, I wish they could transport the entire NCIS team to the 24th century and give them a ship. That would be a great series.

I so agree with this statement! I'd say bring it on! It would be interesting to see these people in action on a starship in space. If that was the case, I'd grab Tony DiNozzo. He's such a charmer and the most histerical man I've ever seen on TV!

As for Voyager, I don't really understand the big deal about Kes and the debate going on about her being a child. If she was, big deal..nothing to get all huffed about over. However, I did consider her "childlike"..a few episode examples of this are: "Sacred Ground", "Twisted", "Elogium", and "Caretaker".

As for the dating of the men, I'd also like to get to know Harry Kim. He is a nice guy and not bad to look at either.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Would you date a child prodigy super genius? Y'know a 5 year old who can out think and out reason you on every level from totally emotional to completely logical?

I mean if the kid still looked like a 5 year old?

On the flipside would you date an intellectually challenged super model?

Dating Kes, is like the worst of both worlds if you mushed the two examples above together.

 

[borg_curious]

1. Paris
2. Seven of Nine

I like the stereotypical purdy ones.

 

[tvih]

Kes would be my top pick by far.

 

[Guy Gardener]

I want to have an extra marital affair with Lynnis Paris-Kim... I never considered her surname before? Kim-Paris or Paris-Kim, Kim or just Paris? I suppose it must have been just "Kim" since Andrew was only ever called "Andrew Kim" ...But! I want her for two reasons, first because Jessica Collins in fabulously attractive and second because it's sticking ti to Kim. His happiness must derailed and obliterated at all and any costs.

 

[Lynx]

Would you date a child prodigy super genius? Y'know a 5 year old who can out think and out reason you on every level from totally emotional to completely logical?

I mean if the kid still looked like a 5 year old?

On the flipside would you date an intellectually challenged super model?

Dating Kes, is like the worst of both worlds if you mushed the two examples above together.

Kes looks like an 18-25 years old with a wisdom of someone a bit more older and mature.

In other words, the best of two worlds!

 

[Udat]

Honestly none of them... Maybe Chakotay when he was 29.

 

[Guy Gardener]

In other words, the best of two worlds!

The shadow falling between those worlds is called cleavage.

 

[Jetfire]

Honestly none of them... Maybe Chakotay when he was 29.

I read this and couldn't stop laughing...don't know why that is funny.

 

[Withers]

I'm sure this has been brought up but Kes has children out of her back.... Assuming that... well if we imagine that you put it in the same.... wow, at a loss for words but I hope what I'm getting as it is coming across. That'd be weird and I would not be down with that. (That's making no mention of what happens to her when, during the one time in her life, she's in the mood.)

I'd date Harry I guess. He seems the least likely to have a lot of sexual emotional baggage.

-Withers-​

 

[seigezunt]

Definitely Janeway.

When she was a lizard.

 

[indolover]

7 of 9 - looks-wise, yes. personality wise, no. She would have to learn more about human behaviour for such a thing to work.

Janeway - yes. I like the way she is intellectual.

Torres - yes.

Kes - no, i never found her attractive.

 

[Guy Gardener]

I'm sure this has been brought up but Kes has children out of her back.... Assuming that... well if we imagine that you put it in the same.... wow, at a loss for words but I hope what I'm getting as it is coming across. That'd be weird and I would not be down with that. (That's making no mention of what happens to her when, during the one time in her life, she's in the mood.)

I'd date Harry I guess. He seems the least likely to have a lot of sexual emotional baggage.

-Withers-​

Don't forget the glue hands.

This limits the sexual positions.

Unless the male ocampa have a sexual organ between their shoulderblades and they do it back to back?

The glue hand lasts for 50 hours.

With this in mind I concluded that any sperm pilgrimage from her crotch to her shoulder would need an excessive number of driftwood and allow for billions and billions of failed attempts that hundreds of times the amount of sperm might have to be produced during human compulation so that one can swimmer can breech her egg, because Ocampan sperm has to travel 10 times the distance depending the height (length of her spine?) of the female subject.

The increase of her body temperture during mating may be to increase the speed of her fluid systems transloacting all that sperm from one side of her body to the other?

 

[Withers]

With this in mind I concluded that any sperm pilgrimage from her crotch to her shoulder would need an excessive number of driftwood and allow for billions and billions of failed attempts that hundreds of times the amount of sperm might have to be produced during human compulation so that one can swimmer can breech her egg, because Ocampan sperm has to travel 10 times the distance depending the height (length of her spine?) of the female subject.

The increase of her body temperture during mating may be to increase the speed of her fluid systems transloacting all that sperm from one side of her body to the other?

If I were on Voyager, had thought that much about it and were attracted to Kes sexually my thought immediately following all of that would be "Screw it, I'll just wait a few years for Naomi."

-Withers-​

 

[Guy Gardener]

Legal tender seems to take less and less time on the turn around the more congested with time I get.

I keep seeing these adorable childstars from Disney or Nickelodeon and then I blink, and they've Lohanned themselves into the gutter after a lackluster playboyshoot.

Menopause is the new puberty!

Waiting for Janeway to hit her last benchmark would take about the same time as waiting for Naomi to hit her first since she seems to be maturing twice as fast as your average human being.

 

[CaptainStoner]

^ I'm not sure what Guy Gardener just said, but I'd date Janeway also. I likes strong women. Although the subject does bring up a Tom Petty song I am fond of:
I was in love with a girl who drank coffee
There were times when I could not keep her off me
That caffeine got her goin'
But her ugly side was showin'
I was in love with a girl who drank coffee (Girl on LSD, Tom Petty)