Who would they eat?

[apenpaap]

If Picard, Riker, Beverly Crusher, Troi, Data, Geordi, Worf, Yar, Wesley Crusher, Pulaski, Guinan, and Ro Laren were stuck on an uninhabited island/planet without food, who do you think they would eat first?

 

[ndcarlin]

Ummm...Uhhh...Ummm...

 

[Marten]

Is Data even eadible?

I chose Geordi, since they wont need an engineer.

 

[sbk1234]

I think they would eat Wesley first. Then they would take inventory and see if there was actually a shortage of food to begin with.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Ro Laren - No, she'd kicked the ass of anyone who tried.
Guinan - No, everyone likes her too much.
Pulaski - Maybe, she's the closest thing the main cast has to a redshirt.
Wesley Crusher - No, he'd be my first choice if I was in the group, but all the characters love him for some reason.
Tasha Yar - No, she'd also kick the ass of anyone who tried.
Worf - No, we all know how he'd respond. He'd be doing the eating.
Geordi - Maybe, not much use for an engineer in a stranded situation.
Troi - Maybe, she probably wouldn't be able to put up much of a fight when the time comes.
Beverly Crusher - No, a doctor could always come in handy.
Data - No, he's not edible.
Riker - No, too hammy.
Picard - No, you can't eat the leader.

So, it's either Pulaski, LaForge, or Troi. I guess it all comes down to who was too stupid not to bring a phaser along. My vote goes to Deanna "What's a containment breach" Troi.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Wesley: "Mom, I'm hungry."
Picard: "Not now, Mr. Crusher."
Riker: "Captain's right, Wes -- we need to concentrate on finding food."
Wesley: "But I'm still hungry."
Picard "As we all are, as we all are."
Wesley: "Yeah, but you don't understand: I am hungry."
Picard: "Shut up, Wesley."
Wesley: "Mom, tell them I'm hungry."
Beverly: "Shut up, Wesley.
Riker: "Yeah, shut up, Wes. We need to concnetrate on finding fo--" looks at Wesley.
Picard: "Number one -- are you thinking what I am thinking?"
Riker: "Yes, sir..."
Beverly: "I'll get the hypospray..."

 

[KobayashiMaru13]

Troi or Wes, then Pulaski. Yar, and Ro would kick your ass if you tried, and you'd be too darn afraid Worf would eat YOU if you tried to eat him.

And Data is inedible.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Yeah, but Data would hold people down while the others eat, and he'd keep Geordi alive since Geordi is his friend, and the only person there with enough knowledge to help repair and maintain him.

 

[scotpens]

Wesley: "Mom, tell them I'm hungry."
Beverly: "Shut up, Wesley.
Riker: "Yeah, shut up, Wes. We need to concnetrate on finding fo--" looks at Wesley.
Picard: "Number one -- are you thinking what I am thinking?"
Riker: "Yes, sir..."
Beverly: "I'll get the hypospray..."

Damn right they should eat Wesley first. He was the most annoying character on the show. Besides, he's young and tender.

Mmmm . . . long veal calf!

 

[Nerys Myk]

1)Riker, because he'll go a long way.

2) Worf, because of the Klingon redundancy of organs, everyone gets seconds.

 

[RegFan]

I doubt they would eat anyone even in that situation. They'd probably rather eat their fingers or something. But if the situation really was that desperate, I'd say they'd eat Pulaski first (although I hope it would be Yar).

Why is Data even an option? He's inedible.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Well, technically he has bio fluids that I would speculate with some seasoning, might have good vitamins and protein (speculation, again), plus with the strength of his parts, he could be fashioned into unbreakable weapons.

 

[Snaploud]

Ro Laren--They care about her the least, and she would probably piss somebody off. One of the others would hit her with a rock. Eating would just be a "well, she's already dead" decision.

 

[Neutral Zone]

Pulaski, then we would've gotten rid of for her good.

Why is Data on the list? Is there any edible parts on him?

 

[Geckothan]

Of course they'd go for the cellular peptide cake with mint frosting.

 

[Xatso]

Shame they dont have a Neelix clone at hand. He would probably have rooted up some nasty but 'very nutricious' bits to eat.

If all else fails, they can always count on being rescued--they always do

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

I'm surprised this thread hasn't gotten...um, juvenile.

Of course they'd go for the cellular peptide cake with mint frosting.

Fo'sho.

 

[Jetfire]

Troi It would be too hard for her to stick around emotionally while people who decide who they are going to eat.

 

[sbk1234]

Why is Data even an option? He's inedible.

Mynocks would be chewing on his power cable!

 

[ChaosAngel]

Ro Laren. At some point before lower decks, she obviously disappears so why nt make it have some mre finality