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Who The Hell Is This Justin Beiver?!?

Tulin

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I just caught something on the news about some jerk kid called Justin Beiver(apparently all the girls have Beiver Feaver now! :rolleyes:)and how he is the new big thing.

Ironic since he looks about twelve and would be lucky to crack four foot!

Apparently some Kiwi girls stole his hat upon arrival at Auckland airport and would only give it back with the promise of physical intimacy from said Beiver person.

Apparently Beiver Fever turns you into a thief and a child molester AND makes you lose your taste in music and male aesthetics.

Another story had Sydney girls as young as thirteen camping out alone in the middle of the city, sans parents, in a concert area and found by police at 3am!!!

Where the FUCK are there parents?

Oh I know where they are, one has the police waiting on speed dial so they can blame them when their idiotic brood goes missing, abducted by kiddie snatchers. The other clueless dolt of a "parent" has either "A Current Affair" or "Today Tonight"(choose your poison when it comes to ridiculous early evening tabloid news shows)hanging, ready to blame the police, concert organizers and the Sydney City Council because there was not enough adequate supervision to look after their little bitch when they left them there at 1am, in the middle of the city, surrounded by drunks and child molesters.


God.

All I can hope is that Beiver Fever is fatal and they ALL bloody die of it.
 
I just caught something on the news about some jerk kid called Justin Beiver(apparently all the girls have Beiver Feaver now! :rolleyes:)and how he is the new big thing.

Ironic since he looks about twelve and would be lucky to crack four foot!

Apparently some Kiwi girls stole his hat upon arrival at Auckland airport and would only give it back with the promise of physical intimacy from said Beiver person.

Apparently Beiver Fever turns you into a thief and a child molester AND makes you lose your taste in music and male aesthetics.

Another story had Sydney girls as young as thirteen camping out alone in the middle of the city, sans parents, in a concert area and found by police at 3am!!!

Where the FUCK are there parents?

Oh I know where they are, one has the police waiting on speed dial so they can blame them when their idiotic brood goes missing, abducted by kiddie snatchers. The other clueless dolt of a "parent" has either "A Current Affair" or "Today Tonight"(choose your poison when it comes to ridiculous early evening tabloid news shows)hanging, ready to blame the police, concert organizers and the Sydney City Council because there was not enough adequate supervision to look after their little bitch when they left them there at 1am, in the middle of the city, surrounded by drunks and child molesters.


God.

All I can hope is that Beiver Fever is fatal and they ALL bloody die of it.

Meh -- twerp of the week. He'll be a has-been in a couple of years. Nothing to see here.
 
I heard his song on the radio for about 2 months before I realized he wasn't a girl. I hope he loses his ability to sing when his voice drops.
 
He's some brat that all the other brats on the world like.

The funny thing is I picture him in 5 or so years being really ugly that no girl wants him, but I'm evil.
 
His album ebuted at number one on the Billboard 200 making him the youngest solo male act to top the chart since Stevie Wonder in 1963.

Not my cup of tea, but he's mildly talented for a teenager. He certainly has a lot of rich and famous people guiding his career. I'd say he won't be around forever because he's just a 16 year old kid, but then again I never thought Justin Timberlake or Brittany Spears would be around a decade later either, so what do I know? :lol:

If you don't like it, don't listen to it, there is plenty of other music out there. Don't concern yourself with what teenage girls listen to, unless you're a teenage girl.
 
The music is the usual sort of tween pop crap, but he's a great source of humor on Twitter*. I think it's the name. BEEBER.


Edit: *And Tumblr. ;)
 
Yeah, I don't get the hype. So, he's a young kid who can sing, so what? What makes him so special? Other than winning a reality show... There are much better young singers that don't flaunt their age, rather their talent.
 
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