• Welcome! The TrekBBS is the number one place to chat about Star Trek with like-minded fans.
    If you are not already a member then please register an account and join in the discussion!

Who got laid? The ENT SEX thread

Pensive said:
I didn't see much caring between the two of them in that ep... he seemed to be really sleezy, and she came across as "I had to have sex with you or DIE, leave me alone about it already"

(precisely the subject matter of a fic I've been working on, actually)
Well, I've always thought he looked hurt here that she didn't given a damn what he went through because of her.

mutucker.jpg
 
JiNX-01 said:
Pensive said:
I didn't see much caring between the two of them in that ep... he seemed to be really sleezy, and she came across as "I had to have sex with you or DIE, leave me alone about it already"

(precisely the subject matter of a fic I've been working on, actually)
Well, I've always thought he looked hurt here that she didn't given a damn what he went through because of her.

I'm afraid this is veering into 'shipper territory, so I'll have to ask you to drop this discussion from this particular thread.
 
And then of course there's that weird episode where Tucker is in a transporter accident while visiting the Chicken People of Rylos IV, and ends up having to spend nearly three weeks trapped in that shell until he's strong enough to hatch.
 
Phlox never did anything with Cutler. She clearly got turned off by the fact that he had 3 current wives. I got the impression she was mostly flirting with him anyway. Clearly no sex and of course they didn't do anything at all afterward. Yes, Kellie Waymire (Cutler) died about a year later but they had ample time to make her his lover but they didn't. He would have needed someone willing to understand that the wives were in the picture and most human women aren't happy about such things.

As for Phlox's wife showing up. I'm betting nothing happened. He didn't seem all that interested...spoke a lot about patience to start with, and she was far more interested in Trip. Given the time they had together, and how long it had been since he'd seen her last (4 years), there was no guarantee she did anything with him even though she was there.

Guy, you are bad!!! But yeah, we sure did have fun on that thread. I'm still thinking the Denobulan men don't take the iniative. That the women are more aggressive than the men, and touching is probably limited to doing the nasty (ie. taboos about public displays of affection). I also don't think they kiss. It's true he didn't freak out when Cutler kissed him on the cheek but she surprised him.

T'Pol got away with touching him when he was resting during one scene from Bounty, but again, he was caught off-guard, and clearly didn't welcome it (for whatever reason...doctor/patient issues, not wanting to take advantage of her). He was even uncomfortable putting the decon gel on her earlier in that episode before she started coming onto him. Heck, he couldn't even look at her when he did it.

I find it hilarious that he so casually says everyone needs sex to unwind yet would probably freak out if it came to be his turn. LOL!
 
O! New idea!

What if the Denobulan females all have something similar to the clap or another STD which is just standard with their bilogy and they can't get rid of for some reason or another and... Well, how much would you love sex if you knew you'd get the clap every time you did it and there was no functionable or usable protection available?

Yes, I am talking about cooties.
 
Denobulan sex would have been fascinating.
Hopefully there will be an x-rated fanfilm which will explore it.

It is most ironic that Phlox didn't get any ass. Who knows? Maybe he did get a chance to pound Cutler. I don't know why he wasn't interested...

Ever since Bashir all the Trek doctors are horny bastards.
 
McCoy got a couple handfuls.

That one with the planet moving at sublight speeds, and the salt vampire pretended to be his girl... Then of course there was Dax. McCoy was in with that well before Julian or Worf.
 
The big question is...did NX-01 Enterprise get laid? :)

I seem to recall an episode in TNG or was it Voyager where some space creature tried to mate with the ship...
 
Odon said:
The big question is...did NX-01 Enterprise get laid? :)

I seem to recall an episode in TNG or was it Voyager where some space creature tried to mate with the ship...

Maybe the closest it came was rubbing "warp fields" with it's sister ship, the NX-02 Columbia.

Waitaminute... SISTER ship??? Ewwww.... :lol:
 
The Crossing.

The big ship swallowed Enterprise like a two dolllar hooker. The Aquatics did it againnear the end of the war. Complete penetration. :)
 
billcosby said:
Denobulan sex would have been fascinating.
Hopefully there will be an x-rated fanfilm which will explore it.

It is most ironic that Phlox didn't get any ass. Who knows? Maybe he did get a chance to pound Cutler. I don't know why he wasn't interested...

Ever since Bashir all the Trek doctors are horny bastards.

LOL on the fanfilm!!! I personally don't think it will be all that different from any other film of that sort except that their kama sutra would place favoritism on different um ways to get things accomplished.

I'm still betting nothing happened between him and Cutler. His interest may have been there, but I think hers died pretty quickly after that one episode. And his professionalism probably kept him from pursuing such relationships unless someone on the crew initiated it. Didn't seem like that was happening either (though something with someone named Amanda might have been heating up prior to E2).
-------------------------------
Guy Gardner you are a very strange person!! :lol: But also a very strange person who needs biology lessons. There's a whole lot of different between someone with 'the clap' and someone with cooties (even THOSE kind of cooties). :guffaw: May I suggest a basic class in human biology to start with ??? :D Then we can discuss Denobulan reproductive issues! I have pictures. Just look at the screen above the imaging chamber.
 
Remember that Denobulans have fifteen inch tongues and breath through their feet during oral sex. How else could they please all those wives?
 
Odon said:
Remember that Denobulans have fifteen inch tongues and breath through their feet during oral sex. How else could they please all those wives?

Looked more like 12 inches to me :) and breathing through their feet is well...only part of your rather unusual imagination. I'm sure they please their wives the same way the rest of the species of the galaxy do, by doing it RIGHT! (Whatever "Right" means to them, though I daresay it's whatever the women find most pleasing).
 
billcosby said:
Phlox : "I have PICTURES!!!"

:thumbsup:

Isn't that what I said a couple of posts above ;) But you are right, there was an emphysis on the word 'pictures' along with a big smile.
 
I think a recent expose answers this thread. Does anyone out there get this magazine, perhaps through a temporal inversion of some kind?
entbabes.jpg
 
Odon said:
I think a recent expose answers this thread. Does anyone out there get this magazine, perhaps through a temporal inversion of some kind?
entbabes.jpg
:lol:

Another great shot of Jo too.
 
LadyNRA said:
Looked more like 12 inches to me :) and breathing through their feet is well...only part of your rather unusual imagination. I'm sure they please their wives the same way the rest of the species of the galaxy do, by doing it RIGHT! (Whatever "Right" means to them, though I daresay it's whatever the women find most pleasing).
Well, given that Denobulans clearly have their butt crack on their forehead, those exceptionally long tongues would enable them to lick their own…
 
If you are not already a member then please register an account and join in the discussion!

Sign up / Register


Back
Top