Which sports player would you like to have an affair with?

[Tom Hendricks]

My favorite athlete Fit, tall, smart, sexy and funny...just have to wait now for my pon farr

ummm, who is she?

 

[scottydog]

It just occurred to me that I’m nine years older than the combined ages of Kiira Korpi and Maria Sharapova.

Shit.

Things didn't work out between you and Babe Zaharias?

I was going to say Joan of Arc, but it's the same basic idea.

And I should talk. I'm beyond ancient myself.

 

[scotpens]

Allison Stokke

There is something 'just right' about her. I've only ever seen her in threads like this, but every single time I find myself just as entranced.

Yep, Allison’s a real cutie. And she looks good from every angle.

 

[lurok]

My favorite athlete Fit, tall, smart, sexy and funny...just have to wait now for my pon farr

ummm, who is she?

Blanka Vlašić. 1.93m Croatian high jumper. Poetry in motion.

 

[Holdfast]

When I was younger I would have picked Martina Hingis and Jennifer Capriotti. Had huge crushes on both of them. Now? Caroline Wozinacki!

Jennifer Capriati... ah, I remember her well...

Sharapova is quite tasty too:



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[lurok]

One for captcalhoun...

 

[iguana_tonante]

Blanka Vlašić. 1.93m Croatian high jumper. Poetry in motion.

A quite long poem, too, I surmise.

 

[Terengo]

Maria Sharapova.

She's got legs that don't stop for a coffee break. Besides, I like blondes.

Ditto for me. I would win her by pronouncing her last name correctly.

 

[TorontoTrekker]

I have a few favourites. I'm not really into big, buff guys, but I'm a sucker for a cute face.

Philadelphia Flyers forward Kris Versteeg:

Toronto Maple Leafs forward Colby Armstrong:

And San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum:

Oh, and who am I kidding... I'd totally do Sidney Crosby, but only if he kept his mouth shut throughout the whole thing:

 

[RJDiogenes]

Oh, and who am I kidding... I'd totally do Sidney Crosby, but only if he kept his mouth shut throughout the whole thing:

That sounds like it would compromise the experience somewhat.

 

[Nick086]

Cristiano Ronaldo, Fernando Torres, and Ricardo Kaka. I love them so much.... I would love to get my hands on their lovely tonned bodies and move my hands down to their........

 

[TorontoTrekker]

Oh, and who am I kidding... I'd totally do Sidney Crosby, but only if he kept his mouth shut throughout the whole thing:

That sounds like it would compromise the experience somewhat.

Okay, how's this... as long as he didn't say words throughout the whole thing.

He always seems to be a bit of a whiner on the ice.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Much better.

 

[iBender]

British Olympic BMX'er Shanaze Reade.

 

[DarthTom]

That sounds like it would compromise the experience somewhat.

 

[scotpens]

I’ve just fallen madly in love with another sports babe: Italian swimmer Federica Pellegrini.

Well, madly in love with her body, anyway.

 

[scottydog]

Sigh. You guys are driving me crazy. Cold shower time!

 

[Sector 7]

I have a few favourites. I'm not really into big, buff guys, but I'm a sucker for a cute face.

Toronto Maple Leafs forward Colby Armstrong:

And San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum:

I was going to answer "NONE" until you posted these two cuties!

 

[captcalhoun]

forgot one: Zara Philips

 

[DBR]

I direct you all to firehawk12's signature.