Which non-human spieces would you go on a blind date with?

I'll go with Vulcan and Romulan women (sans the shoulder pads and the Beatles haircut).

 

Another obvious choice I forgot: a Changeling. Never get bored with that.

 

::summons best Obsidian Order agent voice::

You find Cardassian women...displeasing?

 

::summons most pompous central command Gul voice::

Not at all, I was merely...stating a preference.

 

A preference for...treason?



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Vulcan or Andorian.

 

Of course not madam agent. But it would be unwise to challenge Central Command over our foreign policy...

 

May I say I find this very amusing. You two have had practice at Cardassian-ing, I take it?

 

1. Romulan
2. Vulcan
3. Orion
4. A Trill (no slug)
5. Bajoran (of the dabo girl variety)

 

When you said 'non-human', I immediately thought 'non bipedal, non- human actor' aliens; like 8472, the Horta, the Xindi Insectoids, etc.

Feh. A Founder might be cool company, if they didn't go on a solid bashing rant, that is.

 

Indeed, there is nothing that cannot be solved by thinking like a Cardassian.

 

Indeed! They're my favourite race

 

You admit, then, that you have taken treacherous actions as a component of that policy?

 

If a Federation operative had commited treason as a component of carrying out his directives, they'd give him a medal, pat him on the back and he'd fly a starship into a sunset.

 

What I did, I did to make Cardassia strong again!

 

Romulan and Vulcan guys without the shoulder pads and haircuts. Cardassian guys too.
Klingon guys if my hospitalization coverage is up to date

 

Either Eris or Kilana, not bad looking for Vorta!

James

 

Remember though, everything not essential to serving the Founders has been bred out of the Vorta including a sense of taste and appreciation for art among other things.

 

Dadgummit, do this mean I'm stuck with the Duras Sisters!?

James

 

Omicron Ceti III with a betazoid or Vulcan. Oh, Ocampa too. There might be others, but it's hard to remember them all!