Which chemical element are you?

[captcalhoun]

Zinc ~ there's a lot of zinc round here

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my result:
Si... Silicon

You scored 52 Mass, 38 Electronegativity, 37 Metal, and 20 Radioactivity!

Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it... whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how to describe you better.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I think you'd have to pick "I make people sick if they hang around me" to get to be an isotope.

I'd go back and try it, but there are too many questions!

There weren't that many questions.

Interestingly, I tried the quiz again and I ended up with Copper. Can't remember what it said exactly, but it was extremely accurate.

 

[An Officer]

N...Nitrogen

You scored 19 Mass, 44 Electronegativity, 41 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

Sweet! You're quirky and non-confrontational... but you are also highly dynamic in relationships. You're kinda that "anything to anyone" type, but you don't demand that people love you for it. You very much do you own thing... and probably by extention you're the only one who can do the things you do. You're rarely found alone, but you'd get along great with other people like yourself. You're probably the only element that should try to find a mate who is just like you. Oh, and too much of you in a high-pressure situation can make other people act drunk... or die.

 

[Winged Victory]

Yttrium.



You scored 39 Mass, 15 Electronegativity, 53 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!


Yttrium? Yttrium??? You're messing with me, right? That's not a real element. Really? If you say so. Okay... how about: You are really a solitary creature, and you're somewhat set in your ways. You work, consciously or subconsciously, towards the betterment of society, but I guess you do this by befriending it's strangest elements. You're kind of a spaceman/woman, but in the end you're allright. You should try to be with the benign weirdos of the world because, by goodness, no one else will. Oh, it says here that you are abundant on the moon. Interpret as you will.


That's pretty good, actually!

I got Yttrium, too! I had no idea that was an element...*off to wikipedia now*

 

[Kestra]

Yttrium.



You scored 39 Mass, 15 Electronegativity, 53 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!


Yttrium? Yttrium??? You're messing with me, right? That's not a real element. Really? If you say so. Okay... how about: You are really a solitary creature, and you're somewhat set in your ways. You work, consciously or subconsciously, towards the betterment of society, but I guess you do this by befriending it's strangest elements. You're kind of a spaceman/woman, but in the end you're allright. You should try to be with the benign weirdos of the world because, by goodness, no one else will. Oh, it says here that you are abundant on the moon. Interpret as you will.


That's pretty good, actually!

Haha, I got that too. I do like befriending weirdos because they can end up being some of the best people!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Hmm. We're all either zinc, nitrogen, or yttrium.

Yet there are so many other ones that have been discovered...

 

[captcalhoun]

hey, i'm silicon!

i'm in ur PC mekin ur circuitz werk!

 

[Garrett]

Heh. Another Silicon here.

Si... Silicon

You scored 44 Mass, 39 Electronegativity, 31 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it... whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how to describe you better.

 

[trampledamage]

Hmm. We're all either zinc, nitrogen, or yttrium.

Yet there are so many other ones that have been discovered...

I was really hoping it was the Tom Lehrer song you were linking to - that song is awesome!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Hmm. We're all either zinc, nitrogen, or yttrium.

Yet there are so many other ones that have been discovered...

I was really hoping it was the Tom Lehrer song you were linking to - that song is awesome!

I actually memorised that song in my last year at University - the flash animation helped a lot.

 

[trampledamage]

I think you'd have to pick "I make people sick if they hang around me" to get to be an isotope.

I'd go back and try it, but there are too many questions!

There weren't that many questions.

Interestingly, I tried the quiz again and I ended up with Copper. Can't remember what it said exactly, but it was extremely accurate.

Okay, okay... so I tried it again. Didn't manage to get an isotope - got Lead though

Pb - Lead

You scored 76 Mass, 35 Electronegativity, 23 Metal, and 100 Radioactivity!


You are a byproduct of radioactive decay... I don't know how to interpret that. Anyway, you're absolutely fixed in how you approach life, but it is really all okay to you. You're like that guy who flew too close to the sun, achieved omniscience for a couple seconds, and then forgot everything while returning to Earth only to spend the rest of his days as a blind man with a distant alien wisdom and sadness in his vacant eyes. You probably really love kids, but know to stay away from them because some aspect of your otherworldly nature makes them sick... especially when they eat you in the form of paint chips.

I am no kind of scientist - if anyone wants to tell me what an isotope would be like at a party, I'll try it again

 

[Miss Chicken]

Like many before me I am Zinc.

 

[Jadzia]

@TD: When you say isotope, do you mean uranium etc?

Also, are we all supposed to be hotlinking these images like this??!

 

[Lookingglassman]

I'm phosphorus because I am hot when I am in the water.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Interestingly, I tried the quiz again and I ended up with Copper. Can't remember what it said exactly, but it was extremely accurate.

You'll never catch me alive Copper!

Oh, wait...

Actually, I'd to know who put these things together. Some of them are well thought out (like this one), and some of them seem like they were slapped together very haphazardly (like the previous random objects one).

 

[Zulu Romeo]

@TD: When you say isotope, do you mean uranium etc?

Perhaps. The same element but with streaks of individuality and instability.

Also, are we all supposed to be hotlinking these images like this??!

I'm guessing "no".

I'm phosphorus because I am hot when I am in the water.

Oh snap.

Actually, I'd to know who put these things together. Some of them are well thought out (like this one), and some of them seem like they were slapped together very haphazardly (like the previous random objects one).

This one seems to be linked to an online dating site, but even then it's very well written and has been referenced by other BBSes citing this test, so I figured it was the best one to try out here.

There are other such quizzes (less well written) that focus on the Classical Elements (the "Captain Planet" elements, if you will ).

 

[Jadzia]

The test says it has 24 elements to match against. So far we've seen 13:

Sodium, Copper, Zinc, Barium, Yttrium, Molybdenum, Silver, Lead,
Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Silicon, Phosphorus.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Still waiting on Zirconium...

 

[Roshi]

Aw... Awesomium
You shine so brightly that you literally blind your board-mates, so that they can't see you and forget to include you in the "Posters who are awesome that you'd like to meet" thread. Success is a bitch, but keep on rocking, cuz, well, you're awesome!

 

[trampledamage]

@TD: When you say isotope, do you mean uranium etc?

Yeah, the radioactive stuff that'll kill you. If isotope isn't the right word, sorry - I'm just making this stuff up