When swearing in Klingon is appropriate...

[K'Ehleyr]

It's quite a stressfull time at the moment:

FIL in hospital ~ not looking too good.

Purchasing my flat with Man which involves solicitors, legal shit, making wills and a whole lot of honesty.

Son's holiday plans fell through which just brings a whole lot of teen angst into the mix.

And tomorrow I need to get another job! ~ I will not work in a place that doesn't allow laughter. Emails and texts me on my days off with stupid protestations about me putting a sign up on the bar. And insists on having a bell instead of a maraca!

Sorry it's a rant but why can't you combine work with fun?

ETA ~ that's why when I read the email from work tonight a load of Klingon expletives came out.

 

[RoJoHen]

And tomorrow I need to get another job! ~ I will not work in a place that doesn't allow laughter. Emails and texts me on my days off with stupid protestations about me putting a sign up on the bar. And insists on having a bell instead of a maraca!

What the hell kind of job do you have?

Sorry it's a rant but why can't you combine work with fun?

I have always combined work with fun.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

And tomorrow I need to get another job! ~ I will not work in a place that doesn't allow laughter. Emails and texts me on my days off with stupid protestations about me putting a sign up on the bar. And insists on having a bell instead of a maraca!

What the hell kind of job do you have?

Sorry it's a rant but why can't you combine work with fun?

I have always combined work with fun.

One that should have a maraca!
All I did was put a sign up on the bar to summon attention with a pic of me and the maraca saying "all you need to shake for attention around here is me!"

What the hell is wrong with that?

 

[RoJoHen]

It's a little wordy.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

It's a little wordy.

It's a maraca ~ you don't have to speak to it

 

[RoJoHen]

I meant this part:

"all you need to shake for attention around here is me!"

"Shake me for attention!" or "Need attention? Shake me!" are much more to the point.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

I meant this part:

"all you need to shake for attention around here is me!"

"Shake me for attention!" or "Need attention? Shake me!" are much more to the point.

No ~ because lots of the old golfers used to shake their booty at me and I wanted to discourage this!

It disturbed me

 

[RoJoHen]

Your job disturbs me.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Your job disturbs me.

I should get paid a lot more for it!

 

[An Officer]

Congrats on the purchase of the flat, and my sympathies on the rest!

 

[RJDiogenes]

All I can say is-- Qapla!

 

[ThankQ]

When swearing in Klingon is appropriate...

When you have given up upon ever again feeling the gentle caress of a woman.

 

[Sephiroth]

admit it, you were let go for decapitating your annoying boss in front of the underlings and serving her blood as a sauce for some gagh

 

[SmoothieX]

When swearing in Klingon is appropriate...

When you are a mouth brathing, booger picking, hot pocket eating, convention geek mope posting from your mom's basement.

 

[Terengo]

When swearing in Klingon is appropriate...

When you have given up upon ever again feeling the gentle caress of a woman.

When swearing in Klingon is appropriate...

When you are a mouth brathing, booger picking, hot pocket eating, convention geek mope posting from your mom's basement.

petaQ tlhIHba', tu'HomI'raHpu'!

 

[Avalon]

admit it, you were let go for decapitating your annoying boss in front of the underlings and serving her blood as a sauce for some gagh

Wait, I thought that was usually grounds for a promotion...

 

[Sephiroth]

^not on this soft, PC, federation planet