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Guy Gardener

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Cup himself?
Go to he toilet?
Adjust uncomfortable underwear?
Dance about naked in front of a mirror?
Seduce a man?
Seduce a woman?
Experience a fraction of the Menstrual cycle?
Clean/Reapply the Lester's cosmetic products?
Paint his finger and toe nails?
Have a shower?
develop female telepathy?
 
Guy Gardener said:
Cup himself?
Go to he toilet?
Adjust uncomfortable underwear?
Dance about naked in front of a mirror?
Seduce a man?
Seduce a woman?
Experience a fraction of the Menstrual cycle?
Clean/Reapply the Lester's cosmetic products?
Paint his finger and toe nails?
Have a shower?
develop female telepathy?
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What's the terminology? Trans-testicle?
 
Shower, shmower..

First he/she took off his com-badge...
and then stepped into a long, hot, bubble bath with candles, wine, and soft jazz playing in the background.

Then he truly went where no man has gone before...

He shaved places on his body that he never considered shaving as a man.

and then he called Worf and asked him
(in a sexy voice) "What are you wearing?".
 
GreenBlood said:

Then he truly went where no man has gone before...

He shaved places on his body that he never considered shaving as a man.
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I dunno about that; after all, Kirk did have cover-up in his quarters ("The Enemy Within").
 
I think the trauma of being shifted into a body that's not your own would tend to make you not really think about the novelty...you'd be focused on trying to get your "self" back.
 
All I remember of that episode was how quick Spock was to council "Jim" to just accept his new gender and status as an attractive woman. Good old Spock, always thinking of others. ;)
 
Guy Gardener said:
develop female telepathy?
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Female telepathy? Well, there's an idea: What if transplanting a male mind into a female brain opens up an aspect of the pysche that results in the ability to read women minds, and vice versa, so governments would be doing gender-based brain switch experiments to create super-spies...

That's sickly twisted, innit? ;)
 
Temis the Vorta said:
All I remember of that episode was how quick Spock was to council "Jim" to just accept his new gender and status as an attractive woman. Good old Spock, always thinking of others. ;)
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What if it weren't reversible? Can you imagine what Trek would've been like?

Forget Janeway, Captain Jamie T. Kirk would be the first female captain, or at least, transgendered captain-- now that would've been daring for 1960s/1970s television!
 
DS9Sega said:
I think the trauma of being shifted into a body that's not your own would tend to make you not really think about the novelty...you'd be focused on trying to get your "self" back.
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oh on the contrary, the Kirk we all love would have time for little else, personally i think he wore it out in the little time he had with it
 
middyseafort said:
Temis the Vorta said:
All I remember of that episode was how quick Spock was to council "Jim" to just accept his new gender and status as an attractive woman. Good old Spock, always thinking of others. ;)
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What if it weren't reversible? Can you imagine what Trek would've been like?

Forget Janeway, Captain Jamie T. Kirk would be the first female captain, or at least, transgendered captain-- now that would've been daring for 1960s/1970s television!
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You do recall this was the episode that established that woman were not allowed to be Starfleet Captains because they were too unstable (Hernandez must have #*&%ed up so bad.) emotionally to hold the post? Considering they let him still be the Captain after a transporter accident split his personality in two making him half a man, but they wouldn't let Jim be Captain if he was all woman?

Bicycle seats are different for girls. Would they have had to redesign the... No that's silly. But where would Jimmy have fell on the argument of shaving his legs every two days if he couldn't sculpt huge pointy sideburns going down his calfs?
 
Wasn't he in Lester's body for a few days? We know that, at the very least, he changed clothes and in that time it only makes sense he took at least one shower if not one for every day he was in that body.

And this is Jim Kirk we're talking about, of COURSE he explored Janice's body while in it. ;)
 
... by the great bird of the galaxy... this ep drives me nuts. Janice Lester was NUTS, girls can be captains. That line was just lost somehow, along with most of the set when the cast and crew quit in a huff as Star Trek was cancelled!

I know, it's just me. :lol:

Shat should get a nod for stellar ass wiggle though. :D
 
Guy Gardener said:
middyseafort said:
Temis the Vorta said:
All I remember of that episode was how quick Spock was to council "Jim" to just accept his new gender and status as an attractive woman. Good old Spock, always thinking of others. ;)
Click to expand...

What if it weren't reversible? Can you imagine what Trek would've been like?

Forget Janeway, Captain Jamie T. Kirk would be the first female captain, or at least, transgendered captain-- now that would've been daring for 1960s/1970s television!
Click to expand...

You do recall this was the episode that established that woman were not allowed to be Starfleet Captains because they were too unstable (Hernandez must have #*&%ed up so bad.) emotionally to hold the post? Considering they let him still be the Captain after a transporter accident split his personality in two making him half a man, but they wouldn't let Jim be Captain if he was all woman?

Bicycle seats are different for girls. Would they have had to redesign the... No that's silly. But where would Jimmy have fell on the argument of shaving his legs every two days if he couldn't sculpt huge pointy sideburns going down his calfs?
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Yes, I recall that this episode had a vague statement from a loony, feverish Janice Lester. The statement was: "Your world of starship captains does not include women."

60s sexism? Probably. But the line is so vague that it can be interpreted several ways. She does not flat out say that women cannot command starships. And from the evidence in the series, women can hold command positions, Number One for example. Also, from "Bread and Circus" we learn from Marrick that it takes a special bred of officer to command a starship. Janice was obviously crazy, I doubt she passed the psych test for command and that's why she was so damned determined to get into Kirk's body... um, chair.

But in any case, Kirk wouldn't be technically a woman just a man trapped inside a woman's body; so he could command. Oh, I can see a new breed of slash fiction being birthed by this.
 
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