wheelchair needs tank licence

[Captain Shaw]

http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/18012011/36/amazing-wheelchair-needs-tank-licence-0.html

Is this the world's toughest wheelchair? The DVLA seems to think so, because it has ordered its disabled user, 36-year-old Jim Starr, to keep it off the footpaths.

I must admit I would not want to try and get past it in a supermarket.

 

[Jadzia]

Hmmmm...

 

[Servo]

I want one.

 

[Deckerd]

We need to get one for Bob. With a built-in ion cannon.

 

[KimMH]

my son would love one. ok - I'd love it . . .

 

[Bob The Skutter]

We need to get one for Bob. With a built-in ion cannon.

Are we starting a fund?

 

[Deckerd]

The appeal of the decade: A Tank for Bob. We can make a suitably tearjerking ad with lots of soft focus and puppies that Bob would dearly love to have if only he had a tank. It can't fail.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

There's nothing in the world I'd like more than to have dogs that I could take for a walk, but I can't because I don't have a tank. *sob*

 

[Jadzia]

If we had enough bits we could try to make one, in the style of Blue Peter.

I can supply a couple of cardboard tubes, a yogurt pot and some paper fasteners. What else would we need?

 

[Bob The Skutter]

I don't want a tank that's held together with sticky tape, and the sort of paste that's safe for the young'uns to eat.

 

[Emher]

If I need a wheelchair when I get old, I'm getting one of these. That or a fucking powersuit.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Needs a bumper sticker: My Other Wheelchair IS A Tank

 

[RandyS]

Aw hell. And my insurance just gave me a standard manual chair, and gave me shit over it.

And I could've had THAT??

 

[Deckerd]

I don't want a tank that's held together with sticky tape, and the sort of paste that's safe for the young'uns to eat.

'Sright, we need caterpillar tracks that'll drive over anyone, sorry anything without compromising Bob's comfort or in-chair multimedia entertainment centre.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

I don't want a tank that's held together with sticky tape, and the sort of paste that's safe for the young'uns to eat.

'Sright, we need caterpillar tracks that'll drive over anyone, sorry anything without compromising Bob's comfort or in-chair multimedia entertainment centre.

Too right, and it needs sound proofing, I don't want the crunch of skulls... erm drink cans under the tracks to ruin the good bits.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

That is made of PURE AWESOME.

 

[Mary Ann]

I don't want a tank that's held together with sticky tape, and the sort of paste that's safe for the young'uns to eat.

Yeah, yeah, you just want to use the kind of glue that's worth sniffing.

 

[BolianAuthor]

Call the Scooter Store... if MediCare denies your claim for a new tank-chair, it's FREE!

 

[Bob The Skutter]

I don't want a tank that's held together with sticky tape, and the sort of paste that's safe for the young'uns to eat.

Yeah, yeah, you just want to use the kind of glue that's worth sniffing.

Don't think that's a good idea with what's been going on my nose lately.

 

[trekkiedane]

If we had enough bits we could try to make one, in the style of Blue Peter.

I can supply a couple of cardboard tubes, a yogurt pot and some paper fasteners. What else would we need?

Duct-tape! -lots of it!

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