Whatwould you do if you ran over the invisible man while drunk?

[Jayson]

I don't drink so I would never drink and drive but it makes me wonder what I would do if I did and this happened. On one hand you might be blamed because your drunk but on the other hand the invisible man is invisible so this kind of accident could happen to anyone. Plus their would be the tempation to the idea that you could get away with the crime pretty easy. Just drag his invisble body next to the side of the road and nobody would even notice the rottin corpose.

I think I would turn myself in. The guilt would be to much.

Jason

 

[Miss Chicken]

If you hit him in the city dragging hin to the side of the road wouldn't work because he would stink as he decomposed.

And wherever he was he the deceased would become invested with insects that we could see and then Gil Grissom would come along for a look, or maybe because there is a supernatural element the Winchester boys would turn up to investigate.

It wouldn't happen to me, no matter what, as I don't drink and I don't drive.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Primarily how would you know?
But hypothetically I think in the phone call to the police you'd get as far as 'I've just run over the invisible man' and get transferred to the prank call dept. Thus clearing your conscience.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't drink so I would never drink and drive but it makes me wonder what I would do if I did and this happened. On one hand you might be blamed because your drunk but on the other hand the invisible man is invisible so this kind of accident could happen to anyone. Plus their would be the tempation to the idea that you could get away with the crime pretty easy. Just drag his invisble body next to the side of the road and nobody would even notice the rottin corpose.

I think I would turn myself in. The guilt would be to much.

Jason

Why not take his body home with you and have a little fun first? If you can't see the body then's it doesn't really count as gay necrophilia...

 

[Mallory]

Just drag his invisble body next to the side of the road and nobody would even notice the rottin corpose.

How would you find the body?

 

[archeryguy1701]

Yes, there may be a dent in the front of my car, but there won't really be witnesses to me hitting him, now will there?

 

[Jayson]

Just drag his invisble body next to the side of the road and nobody would even notice the rottin corpose.

How would you find the body?

It would still be a solid mass. Just feel around in front of your vehicle until you bump into it.

Jason

 

[K'Ehleyr]

I don't drink so I would never drink and drive but it makes me wonder what I would do if I did and this happened. On one hand you might be blamed because your drunk but on the other hand the invisible man is invisible so this kind of accident could happen to anyone. Plus their would be the tempation to the idea that you could get away with the crime pretty easy. Just drag his invisble body next to the side of the road and nobody would even notice the rottin corpose.

I think I would turn myself in. The guilt would be to much.

Jason

Why not take his body home with you and have a little fun first? If you can't see the body then's it doesn't really count as gay necrophilia...

There is absolutely no smilie to describe what I want to say ... But it's the first time I'm ever gone 'Eeuuurrrk' to a post

 

[sbk1234]

I don't drink so I would never drink and drive but it makes me wonder what I would do if I did and this happened. On one hand you might be blamed because your drunk but on the other hand the invisible man is invisible so this kind of accident could happen to anyone. Plus their would be the tempation to the idea that you could get away with the crime pretty easy. Just drag his invisble body next to the side of the road and nobody would even notice the rottin corpose.

I think I would turn myself in. The guilt would be to much.

Jason

Why not take his body home with you and have a little fun first? If you can't see the body then's it doesn't really count as gay necrophilia...

Does that mean that blind people can do this with regular corpses with a clear conscience?

 

[K'Ehleyr]

I s'pose they'd have to master the driving, finding pedestrian, finding body, finding way home, finding keys to get in, whilst drunk and without being seen first.
Just because you can't see us doesn't mean we can't see you *shifty*

 

[RJDiogenes]

If we're talking about an Invisible Man like the one in the HG Wells novel or the Universal movies, then he would become visible when he died.

or maybe because there is a supernatural element the Winchester boys would turn up to investigate.

Actually, the Winchester boys hit an invisible guy with their car once.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

If it was an Invisible Swordsman I'd accidentally hit, I'd be lost for a long while, as only he would know where I needed to go next.

 

[sidious618]

"It's not my fault officer, I didn't see him!"

*rimshot*

 

[Outpost4]

"Whatwould you do if you ran over the invisible man while drunk?"

It wouldn't be my fault. The invisible man was probably only in the roadway because he was drunk. Actually, hitting a drunken, jaywalking invisible man is worth 10 points.

 

[Amaris]

"Whatwould you do if you ran over the invisible man while drunk?"

It isn't my fault. The invisible man probably was probably only in the roadway because he was drunk. Actually, hitting a drunken, jaywalking invisible man is worth 10 points.

I figure it'd be worth a 1000 points! That's the Holy Grail right there, the Invisible Man. Sure it was an accident, but no one else has to know that...

J.

 

[archeryguy1701]

I like how we're all assuming that we managed to kill the Invisible Man. Is no one esel concerned about him surviving and exacting vengance on you and all you love? I mean, it's not exactly like you'll be able to see him coming...

 

[judge alba]

providing his body wasnt caught under the car i'd keep driving. thats assuming i got a clean kill any way

 

[SeerSGB]

Hmmm, dead invisible man....

...shit, we fucked!


Dead invisible man means invisible zombie. Invisible zombie means he bites other and possibly transmits the ability for future zombies to become invisible. When means we'll have to release the terminators. Then in cold robotic logic the Terminators will conclude that the only way to stop the invisible zombie menace is to terminate the food supply: humans. So the Terminators begin killing all humans and burning the bodies. Within 5 years, humanity is wiped out, and the invisible zombie hordes have begun to munch on each other.

The logic is impeccable. So never, ever, ever run over the invisible man, unless you want to doom us all to a fiery death.