Gonna be sunny and 91 here in the Middle East, with a slight chance of Bombing, followed by Heavy Rubble and Dust towards the Afternoon. No Power is expected for the Outlying Areas, and Indifference to Carnage will carry us into the Evening. Should be a beautiful Gibbous Moon, just right for Mortar Fire, and Anti-Personnel Mines should abound. We will wake to Obliteration and Plenty of Political Yammering, and Double-Talk Shenanigans are predicted for Late Morning.
To bad it is not funnier.