It's 88 here. I'm still waiting for fall.
what's your local weather?
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This morning it smelled of Autumn for the first time: frost and rotting leaves, wet from the rain.
It's a cold and rather dark day - we have an undefinable cross-breed between clouds, mist and high fog. Seems to be only a local phenomenon, though: my dad tells me at his place it's a lovely sunny day.
On the plus side: we have finally switched back to normal time. YAY! =)
It's a cold and rather dark day - we have an undefinable cross-breed between clouds, mist and high fog. Seems to be only a local phenomenon, though: my dad tells me at his place it's a lovely sunny day.
On the plus side: we have finally switched back to normal time. YAY! =)
OK, this didn't happen in my city, for which I am very, very grateful. However... some surrounding communities apparently got the dreaded s-word.
It's too soon!!!
It's too soon!!! 
OK, this didn't happen in my city, for which I am very, very grateful. However... some surrounding communities apparently got the dreaded s-word.
You mean the stuff that showed up here the last two mornings?
Yay snow!!!
Not here...still in the 80s. The only snow I've ever seen was a dirty little pile in a gift shop parking lot on top of Pike's Peak when I was 8.
Not here...still in the 80s. The only snow I've ever seen was a dirty little pile in a gift shop parking lot on top of Pike's Peak when I was 8.
You mean the stuff that showed up here the last two mornings?
The white stuff that Shall Not Be Named? You are more than welcome to keep it!
... said no Canadian over the age of 12, ever.
OK, OK, that was hyperbole. Some Canadians like snow, even though I personally can't wrap my head around it. Especially skiers... I am unable to relate to them on a fundamental level.
But by mid-February, the number of people who claim to like it seems to drop off precipitously!
The white stuff that Shall Not Be Named? You are more than welcome to keep it!
... said no Canadian over the age of 12, ever.
OK, OK, that was hyperbole. Some Canadians like snow, even though I personally can't wrap my head around it. Especially skiers... I am unable to relate to them on a fundamental level.
But by mid-February, the number of people who claim to like it seems to drop off precipitously!
December 8 - 6:00 PM
It started to snow.
The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven.
It looked like a Grandma Moses Print.
So romantic we felt like newlyweds again.
I love snow!
December 9
We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape.
What a fantastic sight!
Can there be a lovelier place in the whole world?
Moving here was the best idea I've ever had!
Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again.
I did both our driveway and the sidewalks.
This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again.
What a perfect life!
December 12
The sun has melted all our lovely snow.
Such a disappointment!
My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas.
No snow on Christmas would be awful!
Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again
I don't think that's possible.
Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14
Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night.
The temperature dropped to -20.
The cold makes everything sparkle so.
The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks.
This is the life!
The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again.
I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way.
I wish l wouldn't huff and puff so.
December 15
20 inches forecast.
Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.
Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels.
Stocked the freezer.
The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out.
I think that's silly.
We aren't in Alaska, after all.
December 16
Ice storm this morning.
Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt.
Hurt like hell.
The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17
Still way below freezing.
Roads are too icy to go anywhere.
Electricity was off for 5 hours.
I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm.
Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her.
Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her.
God I hate it when she's right.
I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20
Electricity's back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night.
More shoveling!
Took all day.
The damn snowplow came by twice.
Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey.
I think they're lying.
Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out.
Might have another shipment in March.
I think they're lying.
Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me.
I think he's lying.
December 22
Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August.
Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss.
By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel.
Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.
December 23
Only 2 inches of snow today
And it warmed up to 0.
The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning.
What is she, nuts?!!
Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago?
She says she did but I think she's lying.
December 24
6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel.
Thought I was having a heart attack.
If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snow plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel.
I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been!
Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow.
December 25
Merry freaking Christmas!
20 more inches of the damn slop tonight -Snowed in.
The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil.
God, I hate the snow!
Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel.
The wife says I have a bad attitude.
I think she's an idiot.
If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.
December 26
Still snowed in.
Why the hell did I ever move here?
It was all HER idea.
She's really getting on my nerves.
December 27
Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.
December 28
Warmed up to above -20.
Still snowed in.
The BITCH is driving me crazy!!!
December 29
10 more inches.
Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in.
That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
December 30
Roof caved in.
I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass.
The wife went home to her mother.
Nine more inches predicted.
December 31
I set fire to what's left of the house.
No more shoveling.
January 8
Feel so good.
I just love those little white pills they keep giving me.
Why am I tied to the bed?
Grey and small amounts of rain. About 20c right now.
Only got up to 4°C today. We are forecasted to not break past single-digits this week... the highest we are supposed to get is tomorrow's high of 9°, with a high of only -1° by Friday.
They are also calling for some of the Precipitation That Shall Not Be Named by the latter half of the week. Fortunately, with my fingers in my ears, I cannot hear that part over the loud "la-la-la-la-la" sound I'm making.
They are also calling for some of the Precipitation That Shall Not Be Named by the latter half of the week. Fortunately, with my fingers in my ears, I cannot hear that part over the loud "la-la-la-la-la" sound I'm making.
The white stuff @Avro Arrow commanded must not be named.
It was 88 degrees today.
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