Whats your current cell ringtone/text-notification sound?

[galleywest]

Sister: "I'm trying to use the phone!" from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Father: "Good for you and your father!" from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Mother: "Scuse me. Scuse me. Scuse me. Scuse me." From Pee Wee's Big Adventure. (It was "Maybe I like the misery!" Mrs. Doyle, from Father Ted until she found out and asked why that was her ringtone).

All others: Pat Mustard's theme from Father Ted.

 

[Karzak]

My current ringtone and my text alert tone.

Though, I'm considering switching it up to the old TOS communicator "chirp" and "beep beep," respectively. Probably won't do it, but it's been in the back of my mind for some time.