What's thegayest and most hetro-sexual thing you do?

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I have had 2 ex-girlfriends who turned out to be lesbians and the women I attract are usually bi.

Okay, that's it, you and I gotta hang out together.

About drinks: I had no idea that margaritas were considered a 'gay' drink... I love the things. I like 'em a lot more than beer! But only the strawberry kind. I don't like 'regular' margaritas, they're high on the eccch factor for me.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Perhaps the gayest thing I've done is draw nude men from life.

I also go to day spas on vacation. With my Mom.

I trim my eyebrows.

I use a facial scrub.

And it goes on like that.


My saving heterosexual grace is that I like to draw women in the nude from life.

And Margaritas aren't gay, they're festive.

 

[Markas]

i never knowingly do anything gay.

What do you do unknowingly gay?

Fag hags are heterosexual women who are usually fat and or unattractive who gravitate toward homosexual men because they make them feel beautiful.

My cousin is a notorious one.

You base your unbelievably prejudiced description on one cousin? All the 'fag hags' I know are gorgeous, which makes the manly men furious with envy.

I have had a few more plain FH's, but that is the exception to my rule. The one I am closest to right now is frankly gorgeous. When we are out together the reactions go from "how do you know this chick?" to "WTF are you doing with that hot babe?" It always amuses us.

I guess the gayest thing I "do" is the guy I sleep with.

Sorry, not gay enough for this thread.

Evidence:

I recently designed a purse.

Does carrying a manbag move me up the list?

 

[RoJoHen]

Does carrying a manbag move me up the list?

It moves you to the top 5.

 

[Markas]

I'll take it.

 

[JonathonWally]

Perhaps the gayest thing I've done is draw nude men from life.

I also go to day spas on vacation. With my Mom.

I trim my eyebrows.

I use a facial scrub.

And it goes on like that.


My saving heterosexual grace is that I like to draw women in the nude from life.

And Margaritas aren't gay, they're festive.

I've been to day spas, I don't trim my eyebrows myself, I have them done. I use 3 different facial scrubs, I go tanning. I wear earrings ( in fact, the only time they've been out in the past ten years other than changing them was for medical stuff, MRI, X-ray Cat scan etc..) Own multiple manbags.

None of which I consider "gay"

 

[captcalhoun]

i never knowingly do anything gay.

What do you do unknowingly gay?

well, if i knew what i was doing was gay, i'd stop doing it.

 

[RoJoHen]

i never knowingly do anything gay.

What do you do unknowingly gay?

well, if i knew what i was doing was gay, i'd stop doing it.

Hint: If it involves another man's penis, it's probably gay.

 

[captcalhoun]

the only penis i touch is mine.

 

[Markas]

i never knowingly do anything gay.

What do you do unknowingly gay?

well, if i knew what i was doing was gay, i'd stop doing it.

I think you are taking this too seriously. Basically it is what is the most "guy" thing and most "metrosexual" thing you do. There are plenty of men here that are saying "I go to the spa and get my eyebrows handled but love women."

 

[JonathonWally]

If i didn't have my eyebrows done, I would have one gigantic unibrow and resemble an ape.

 

[captcalhoun]

well, i do shave between my brows about once every two months. i also occassionally trim errant llong eyebrow hairs....

is that gay enough?

oh...and i sometimes shave my nipples...

 

[Markas]

well, i do shave between my brows about once every two months. i also occassionally trim errant llong eyebrow hairs....

is that gay enough?

oh...and i sometimes shave my nipples...

Bingo! See, that wasn't hard.

 

[RoJoHen]

The nipples are what got ya.

 

[An Officer]

Gayest:
I wear Y-fronts sometimes
I have a couple of pairs of men's shoes
I once had a mohawk

Straightest:
I love 6 packs
Takes me about 45 mins to get ready in the mornings
PMS - 'nuff said

 

[JonathonWally]

I once had a mohawk

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Yeah, I'd love to see that.

 

[sidious618]

Gay: masturbate
Straight: masturbate

 

[CaptainWacky]

Gayest thing I do: masturbating over men.

Most hetero thing I do: masturbating over women.

 

[TorontoTrekker]

By the way, the Pet Shop Boys were never uncool. And a lot of heteros also consider them fabulous.

You go, girl!

(I'll be picking up their new album the second it hits the shelves in about two and a half weeks. )

Let's see... the gayest thing I do? Not counting sexual things? Well, I'm involved with the annual LGBT science fiction convention, Gaylaxicon. I chaired it in Toronto in 2006, and I'll be chairing it in Montreal in 2010.

The straightest thing I do? I follow NHL hockey, specifically the Toronto Maple Leafs. (Which reminds me, I need to get over to the sports forum to rant about the stupid trades Brian Burke made at the deadline...)