This.
What's the last thing you kicked?
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TheLonelySquire
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Don't remember, but I'm going to kick Garak's tail again in the upcoming TNZ Fantasy Football League playoffs!
I'm waiting for someone to say "the bucket".
The cat, but it was an accident. I swear, he likes being kicked, because he always walks directly in front of you and then stops to look back so you step right on him.
^ I first read that as "the can". 
The bathroom wall at work, 2 weeks ago.
It's been a frustrating year.
It's been a frustrating year.
No doubt all over the place.^ I first read that as "the can".
[boom boom CLAP, boom boom CLAP, boom boom CLAP...]
A box at work to slide it back onto the bottom shelf.
A pile of leaves and some crab apples.
Probably one of my nephew's toys because it was in the way.
My glue sniffing habit. Of course, that was before everything started going wrong at the airport that day.
I accidentally stubbed my toe on my recliner the other day, so that's probably it.
I accidentally stubbed my toe on my recliner the other day, so that's probably it.
Slightly less painful than a footboard on a bed.
Those are dangerous, I dislodged my big toe nail kicking one. Nothing sexier then copious amounts of blood from your foot!
A small cabinet in the bathroom. I spun around and kicked it by accident. I was barefoot and somehow an edge went between my small toe and the one next to it. It caused me excruciating agony for at least 5 minutes.
Guys, it's easier to just light 'em on fire. Plus, then you can roast a marshmelon.
While singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat. 
