Just wait until I actually see this film and post my assessment. I'll need fireproof protective gear.
You ain't kidding, buddy. I've posted my favorable reaction to the movie many times and still I've been "skewered" by the (rubber) rapier wits of the cheerleaders.
I admit to curiosity about aspects of the film and how characters have been inyterpreted. Bruce Greenwood is a good actor and while not my first choice for Pike it isn't a bad one. And really there's little we know of Pike beyond the one episode. The guy portraying McCoy has also got me curious.
But as I was debating with some younger guys who saw it yesterday I'm bummed by changes made for a reboot that strike me as wholly unecessary, almost as if meant to deliberately alienate older fans.
I'll see.
Here's what I posted over in Trek XI under the thred title "Red Matter is the Key":
"To understanding the movie's philosophy, that is. The red matter of the movie looks llike like nothing so much as red gumballs (particularly in that one delightfully surreal sequence where the screen is filled with out-of-focus globules of the stuff), signalling us that this movie is a bubblegum entertainment, nothing more.
Those of us trekkies who were fans of TOS as a somewhat cerebral and self-serious presentation of solid pulp SF in a serious dramatic format (easy to forget, in this post-NuBSG world, just how groundbreaking that was) were right to dread this movie and many of us, with good reason, will despise it. In many ways, it is a betrayal of what we looked to Star Trek to be. But mainstream media science fiction has grown a great deal since 1966 and, in a world that has given us
2001, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Blade Runner, A Scanner Darkly, eXistenZ, Children of Men and even
Robo-Cop (shrewd and devastating satire, there), do we really need Star Trek to be brainy? Yes, this new movie is a travesty in the truest sense of the word but it is an infectiously enjoyable travesty, with a heart that fills the space where its brain should be and a delightfully sophomoric sense of whimsy. (Plus, the old canard about Kirk romancing green women has finally been made real.)
In short, and in spite of it being everything I feared it would be, I liked--no,
loved--this movie. Seems I still have taste for the red matter after all."
And, in reference to the movie presenting us with a Star Trek that, even taking into account the time travel-inflicted changes, is fundamentally incompatible with the best (or, at the least, the most serious) eoisodes of TOS:
"Comics have been doing this for for years--look at all the radically different Batmen we've had over the years, ranging from the wholly innocuous to the relentlessly grim. Likewise James Bond--at least in the movies. But, because the seriousness with which Trek handled itself right out of the gate, it has been locked into a ever-more constricting and ever-less interesting canon. It became a mass-market future history but without the kind of powerhouse SF writers you would need to keep such a thing interesting.
The thing is, for all the cerebration I mention in my first post, Trek was, from the start, set in a universe only a few steps removed from Flash Gordon serials--that was part of its sublime appeal, how it could present such beliavable, "grown-up" characters and situations in a setting that was so patently absurd, even by the standards of the literary SF of its time. This movie disposes of the grown-ups early on and gives the ship (now looking more like a child's toy than ever before, inside and out, complete with the Willy Wonka pipe-werx and an alien Oompa-Loompa) to the over-grown children, most appropriate for a film pitched at the children of the third (or is it fourth?) consecutive generation plagued by Peter Pan syndrome."