What would you do if you woke up one day on NCC-1701!!

[WillsBabe]

Kiss Kirk. Flirt with Spock and Bones. Beam up and down to the nearest planet. Fire a phaser. Kiss the captain again, just before the redshirts carted me off to the brig!

 

[Captain Rob]

Regarding the death rate of Kirk's crew.
I'd much prefer being on board the Enterprise than say the:
Excalibur
Intrepid
Exeter
Defiant
Not to mention the Archon, Valiant, and the Beagle. Some of the crew of the Beagle might have survived, but I wouldn't want to live in 20th Century Rome.
And we don't know the mortality rate amongst the crews of the other ships in Starfleet.

 

[martok2112]

If it was just after "Space Seed", I'd run around the corridors shouting: "We offerred the world ORDER!" just to see if I could get Kirk to scream "KHAAAANNNNN!!!! KHAAANNNNNNNN!!!!" 15 years ahead of schedule.

If it was after Into Darkness, I'd go looking for the cute, blonde, pixie haired bridge officer we got one good close up of during Kirk's plea with Adm. Marcus.

 

[JamesLuc_PiKirk]

Convince everyone i was from the distant future with my present day smartphone.

 

[EnriqueH]

Not counting "revivials" (like Scotty)...

Kirk lost 22 of his crew on screen (plus Leslie and Galloway, who were killed but then reappeared later, so do they count?)

Logic dictates (sorry, had to) that they were obviously reanimated off screen. So, no, it shouldn't count since they are obviously alive later in the series.

Also, all 1000+ crewmembers plus family got blown to bits repeatedly in "Cause and Effect", but that one's debatable.)

Nah, everyone wound up alive. So, no, it shouldn't count either.

 

[C.E. Evans]

If I wake up wearing red, get the hell off that ship at the first opportunity.

 

[RandyS]

I would jump in with both feet and pray it was not a dream.
Sweet Mother, the Enterprise! Hell. Yes.

Me too.

 

[T'Girl]

I would run up and down the corridors yelling;
"there's a gay on the Enterprise ... there's a gay on the Enterprise."

Before being quietly hussled out of sight.

 

[urbandefault]

A. Find a bathroom. I always have to pee when I first wake up.
B. Check the computer to find out who I'm supposed to be, and what I'm supposed to be doing there.
C. Stay out of sight until I figure out what happened and how to get back. -OR- If I'm scheduled for a duty shift, haul ass to sick bay and get a note.

 

[at Quark's]

Find the senior staff, and ask them if they can put me in stasis for another 78 years at a safe spot. I'd explain that I have nothing against them but would feel more at home in the 24th century

 

[2takesfrakes]

Live as if I were to die tomorrow. Learn as if I were to live forever.

 

[horatio83]

What if ya woke up IN SOMEONES QUARTERS on NCC-1701? (Kirks ship)

Get the hell out of there, especially if it is an Andorian's quarter.

 

[Joel_Kirk]

What my title states..... What if ya woke up IN SOMEONES QUARTERS on NCC-1701? (Kirks ship)


Oh my...... I would love exploring it!!!

I don't think I could post, in detail, the 'what if' I woke up in Yeoman Tamura's quarters....

TMI...for a personal fanfic scenario. *ahem*

 

[Orphalesion]

Find the senior staff, and ask them if they can put me in stasis for another 78 years at a safe spot. I'd explain that I have nothing against them but would feel more at home in the 24th century

^ Agreed with that and it would have been my answer as well, but the way I know Star Trek, they probably wouldn't do that...

However if they would I'd gladly be put into stasis until 2355.

Maybe I could tell them I'm a time traveler from the 24th century, lost my time machine and NEED to be put in stasis to preserve the fabric of time and space.

Woken up in the time I actually want to be in. I would still probably try to move to Betazed, I'd just make sure I'd leave before the Dominion shows up. Or better yet try to prevent the invasion.

 

[BillJ]

Text my doctor and inform her she needs to adjust the dose on my Paxil.

 

[Pondwater]

I'd go directly to sickbay.

 

[Nerys Myk]

I would jump in with both feet and pray it was not a dream.
Sweet Mother, the Enterprise! Hell. Yes.

Gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy - I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy.

 

[Push The Button]

I would jump in with both feet and pray it was not a dream.
Sweet Mother, the Enterprise! Hell. Yes.

Gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy - I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy.

Yay, brother!!

 

[bbjeg]

I'd go directly to sickbay.

I'd definitely do that too. A free futuristic checkup wouldn't hurt.

 

[tafkats]

I'm pretty sure I have no skills that would be even remotely near useful on a 23rd-century starship.