What would you do if you saw T'Bonz stealing candy from a baby?

[Jayson]

What if you were walking in the park for some exercise and to your shock you see T'Bonz. You are about to go over and say howdy to her but to your shock you see T'Bonz walk up to a little kid and take his candy bar from him! It seems to me you would have these following options.

1 Would you trust that there is a good reason for what she did. That your simply not aware of all the facts to know if there was a legit reason for her doing what she did.

2 Would you ignore it and go home and turn to alcohol and drugs now that your dream of T'Bonz being a perfect person has been shattered!

3 Would you aproach her and ask her why she did what she did?

4 Would you aproach her and try and blackmail her into giving you money.

5 Would you aproach her with a lead pipe and ask her to go behind some bushes and then ask T'Bonz to hold your lead pipe for while you bend over and tie your shoes. This is when you not only inform her that you plan to blackmail her while casually mentioning that nobody knows your at the park so you could simply "disapear" and nobody would even know what happened to you.


Jason

JAs

 

[SicOne]

I'd go with option 6...make her gimme half of the candy.

Oh, and a Diet Pepsi to counteract the calories. Yeah, that's it.

 

[Mistral]

I'd whack the kid with the lead pipe for tempting her into a life of crime.

 

[An Officer]

Apocalypse now.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I would realise that the ever wise T'Bonz is acting in the child's best interest. She doesn't want the child to get cavities or grow fat.

It is perfectly alright for T'Bonz to eat the candy because if she loses all her teeth her underlings are perfectly willing to chew her food for her.

 

[judge alba]

i'd go for option 2 myself

 

[RJDiogenes]

The first time I saw this happen, I was shocked and outraged. Then Bonz beat some sense into me. Now I flinch at the mere sight of a Three Musketeers.

 

[sidious618]

Your initial situation is flawed. No one on the TBBS goes exercising, c'mon now.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

I would take note of what the candy was, realize that is her weakness and ply her with cases of it in return for sexual favors with the condition that I am not allowed to touch her.

 

[T'Bonz]

OK, who has been following me with a camera?

 

[Mike Farley]

I'd keep my fucking mouth shut is what I'd do. I know who runs my favorite corner of the internet!

Maybe I could be a kid spotter: "Look that girl has a Butterfingers Bar!"

 

[James Wright]

Why is everybody picking on T'Bonz!?
Has anybody thought about buying more candy for the baby?
T'Bonz
NOT ME!

James

 

[Daneel]

I'd ask her if she needed a partner for further candy-stealing from children. What do you expect me to do, turn her in? Criticize her? She could ban my ass in the blink of an eye.

Plus, I do love candy, ill-gotten or otherwise.

 

[Hermiod]

I'd tell her to give BABA his sweets back.

Oh, you said baby.