What would you do,if you came across a crashed alien aircraft?

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Panic?

Failing that, I would notify the authorities and let them deal with it. Better than letting some scumbag criminal get their hands on advanced technology.

 

[Enterprise is Great]

Piss in my pants probably.

 

[nightwind1]

Find out if the alien's name is Gordon Schumway...

...and hide the cat.

 

[Starkers]

Time how long it takes for a blue Police Box to show up...

 

[JarodRussell]

I'd be getting my ass very quickly into a decontamination chamber.

 

[Pingfah]

Panic?

Failing that, I would notify the authorities and let them deal with it. Better than letting some scumbag criminal get their hands on advanced technology.

I think you've taken the question rather too seriously.

 

[Mysterion]

What to do when the aliens land:

1) Avoid eye contact.
2) If there are no eyes, avoid ALL contact.

 

[JarodRussell]

You say the alien craft crashlanded. How do you perform CPR on an alien?

 

[Silent_Bob]

Start digging down towards the sewers, in case his buddies show up.

 

[Starkers]

Start digging down towards the sewers, in case his buddies show up.

Popping home first to get your cricket gear!

 

[Lonemagpie]

You say the alien craft crashlanded. How do you perform CPR on an alien?

Who cares, when he's been sitting in *my* new ship?

 

[JarodRussell]

You say the alien craft crashlanded. How do you perform CPR on an alien?

Who cares, when he's been sitting in *my* new ship?

Just in case the manual got lost.

 

[Lonemagpie]

You say the alien craft crashlanded. How do you perform CPR on an alien?

Who cares, when he's been sitting in *my* new ship?

Just in case the manual got lost.

Preserving his head in a jar, Futurama style, should do the trick.

 

[The Wormhole]

You say the alien craft crashlanded. How do you perform CPR on an alien?

Mouth to anus? Mouth to groin? Bashing its head?

On second thought, just don't bother.

 

[RandyS]

Hide it until I figured out how to repair it, then use it to take over the world.

 

[Caligula]

I've seen too many movies where standing around gawking gets you killed to think that anything besides getting as far away as I can could even be an option.

 

[24thcenstfan]

GLOBAL DOMINATION BABY!

This!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Load it in my truck and take it to the Banzai Institute.

 

[Caligula]

Oh, and also I would hope I'm not trapped at a research station in Antarctica when it happens.

 

[sojourner]

If the onboard computer sounds like Pee Wee Herman, take it for a joy ride 10 years into the future.