What would you do if Adam Sandler visited you to say he's your father
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I would immediately get a legal team onto extracting every penny of child support I had not benefited from during my upbringing.
I would also castigate my mother for her terrible taste in men.
I would immediately get a legal team onto extracting every penny of child support I had not benefited from during my upbringing.
I would also castigate my mother for her terrible taste in men.
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[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XyMePUidzs[/YT]
[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XyMePUidzs[/YT]
Re: What would you do if Adam Sandler visited you to say he's your fat
Well, linguistically, there would be a frustratingly immense gulf between us in the beginning. First, we would probably communicate only through the universal language of mathematics, but eventually I'd build an understanding of his metaphorical baby talk gibberish and be able to decipher the meaning of phrases like "Shabadoobadey, when the walls fell." After that, we'd enjoy some father and son quality time constantly letting our childlike anger get out of control and beating people up yet strangely still managing to come off as lovable idiots in the end. Every once in a while though we'd throw people for a loop by ditching the baby talk and acting all serious.
Well, linguistically, there would be a frustratingly immense gulf between us in the beginning. First, we would probably communicate only through the universal language of mathematics, but eventually I'd build an understanding of his metaphorical baby talk gibberish and be able to decipher the meaning of phrases like "Shabadoobadey, when the walls fell." After that, we'd enjoy some father and son quality time constantly letting our childlike anger get out of control and beating people up yet strangely still managing to come off as lovable idiots in the end. Every once in a while though we'd throw people for a loop by ditching the baby talk and acting all serious.
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I'd point out that we have few similar visual markers and that being that I'm somewhat witty and funny that chances are, he's wrong.
I'd point out that we have few similar visual markers and that being that I'm somewhat witty and funny that chances are, he's wrong.
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I'd tell him that I loved that song about his car, but that it was mostly funny because of the censoring job done by the sound engineer at that Austin radio station. Then I'd tell him I'm about to sue his negligent ass for all of his money. Then I'd tell him that Punk Drunk Love was the best movie he ever made and that it sucked.
Then I'd ask him what Seth Rogen is really like.
I'd tell him that I loved that song about his car, but that it was mostly funny because of the censoring job done by the sound engineer at that Austin radio station. Then I'd tell him I'm about to sue his negligent ass for all of his money. Then I'd tell him that Punk Drunk Love was the best movie he ever made and that it sucked.
Then I'd ask him what Seth Rogen is really like.
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I'd say: "Well that explains everything!"
Honestly though the only way Sandler could be my father is if my mother was into nine year old boys.
I'd say: "Well that explains everything!"
Honestly though the only way Sandler could be my father is if my mother was into nine year old boys.
Re: What would you do if Adam Sandler visited you to say he's your fat
Be very doubtful, seeing as he's only two years older than me...
Be very doubtful, seeing as he's only two years older than me...
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I'd probably kick him in the balls. Seems appropriate.
I'd probably kick him in the balls. Seems appropriate.
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"911? There's a lunatic here who thinks he's my dad..."
"911? There's a lunatic here who thinks he's my dad..."
Re: What would you do if Adam Sandler visited you to say he's your fat
Ask him for back child support.
If he doesn't pay..I never have to see him again unless I think I can get something out of him.
If he pays...well that's a different story altogether.
Ask him for back child support.
If he doesn't pay..I never have to see him again unless I think I can get something out of him.
If he pays...well that's a different story altogether.
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I would kill my self...
...or him.
One or the other.
I would kill my self...
...or him.
One or the other.
Re: What would you do if Adam Sandler visited you to say he's your fat
If he never pays the child support you now have a career that will last at least 18 months. Going on talk shows and doing interviews about how painful it is that Adam Sandler has rejected you. Don't forget to talk about how you lived on millet when you were growing up.
If he never pays the child support you now have a career that will last at least 18 months. Going on talk shows and doing interviews about how painful it is that Adam Sandler has rejected you. Don't forget to talk about how you lived on millet when you were growing up.
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He's two years younger than me.
He's two years younger than me.
Re: What would you do if Adam Sandler visited you to say he's your fat
I would call the police and say I'm being harassed by an obviously crazy person.
I would call the police and say I'm being harassed by an obviously crazy person.
