Game What would the Trek crews be arrested for?

[AntonyF]

Just a bit of fun.

Every time I see the thread Kassidy did nothing illegal I want to write she pooed in the corner of the promenade. But my childish humour aside, it did make me think.

Any character - a silly reason or a semi-believable one - why would you see a character from Star Trek (any character) be in the dock?

For example Picard - detonated the sacred chalice of riix with a photon torpedo. Lwaxana had pushed him a little too far.

 

[kkt]

Kirk, for blowing up a truly amazing number of computers and robots.

 

[valkyrie013]

To Early for Tuvix??

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

Shatner's Kirk could easily be arrested for exceeding the legal limit of possessing ham.

 

[kkt]

Spock for his overwhelming emotional reaction to Kirk's being alive when Spock thought he killed him.

 

[Orac]

Kirk for ordering Scotty to break the laws of physics.

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

I can think of one TOS mainstay who could be repeatedly fined for excessive shirt rippage.

Even McCoy decided to destroy Kirk's sleeve at one point.....appropriately in THE NAKED TIME. But when we consider hypos have shot through sleeves on other occasions, that might imply McCoy swings both ways.

Perhaps....

 

[kkt]

I can think of one TOS mainstay who could be repeatedly fined for excessive shirt rippage.

Even McCoy decided to destroy Kirk's sleeve at one point.....appropriately in THE NAKED TIME. But when we consider hypos have shot through sleeves on other occasions, that might imply McCoy swings both ways.

Perhaps....

Maybe I need to rewatch The Naked Time. I thought Spock sliced his shirt horizontally across the chest, so once McCoy was injecting him the shirt was clearly going to be a total loss anyway.

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

Maybe I need to rewatch The Naked Time. I thought Spock sliced his shirt horizontally across the chest, so once McCoy was injecting him the shirt was clearly going to be a total loss anyway.

That was a different, later, even crazier time. But perhaps you're right. What was Mr. Scott's condition? (Flexing internet fingers)

 

[kkt]

That was a different, later, even crazier time. But perhaps you're right. What was Mr. Scott's condition? (Flexing internet fingers)

Scotty wasn't at the duel on Vulcan, so he was acting captain and probably on the bridge, right?

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

Scotty wasn't at the duel on Vulcan, so he was acting captain and probably on the bridge, right?

Quite so. I was linking two of Spocko's WRATH OF KHAN sentences together.

So no radiation for me, and no neck pinch for you.

 

[HIjol]

Data and Picard for fondling a former Nuclear Warhead delivery system without security clearance…

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

Data and Picard for fondling a former Nuclear Warhead delivery system without security clearance…

If you say so, but I can't imagine Jean-Luc Picard having preliminary sex with anything or anyone.

 

[DonIago]

O'Brien for tearing his pants in "Rocks and Shoals". Truly unforgivable.

 

[kkt]

Maybe I need to rewatch The Naked Time. I thought Spock sliced his shirt horizontally across the chest, so once McCoy was injecting him the shirt was clearly going to be a total loss anyway.

Whoops, I got my times mixed up. You wrote The Naked Time and I was thinking of Amok Time. My fault.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

McCoy, for katra smuggling.