What would go through the mind of a senient toliet?

[Jayson]

I don't think he/she would be grosssed out by what people do to him/her. It would be part of it's nature to expect to be pooed or peeed on. It would be like a a animal eating another animal. Plus he/she would have a nose so it wouldn't have a sense of smell to be bothered by it in that fashion.

Jason

 

[Yeoman Randi]

You've obviously been doing a lot of thinking while you've been gone.

 

[sojourner]

This thread has lots of relevance and will undoubtedly generate plenty of meaningful conversation.

 

[Skellington]

Sentience doesn't imply human-like thought. It might think as well as a human, but it would think like a toilet.

So... probably the word "yum" and thoughts on the state of the depositor's digestive system and diet.

 

[TremblingBluStar]

Ummm... in no particular order.

"This shit stinks!"

"I can't breath!"

"Someone needs to cut down on the cheeseburgers!"

"Pleeze flosh me! I caaan't malk wit tis sit in ma moth!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Everyone, I expect your 6,000-word dissertations on this very subject to be posted within 48 hours.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

[Tangential Hitch-Hiker's reference]
Oh no, not again?
[/Tangential Hitch-Hiker's reference]

[Tangential Little Shop of Horrors Reference]
Feed me, Jayson
Feed me all night long
That's right, boy
You can do it
Feed me, Jayson
Feed me all night long
[/Tangential Little Shop of Horrors Reference]

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Jayson, remember what Bonz told you about not starting up with the constant spamming again?