What will trekbbs virgins do if I Jayson has sex before you/them?

[Locutus of Bored]

Will you talk about this once it happens as endlessly as NOT having sex?

Not only that but I plan to go into detail on how the night/day went. I won't use graphic language but I will talk about it in ways you can talk about it without it offending prudes.

Jayson's Twitter Feed:

I am about to embark on the adventure that is woman.
About 9 minutes ago from web.

So beautiful... Should have sent a poet, or a million monkeys with typewriters. Sorry, have to get back now.
About 8 minutes ago from the web.

Done. Now, I am complete. Indeed I am powerful, as the Emperor had foreseen.
About 7 minutes ago from web.

Remember to post about this on TBBS. Multiply performance time by a factor of four as an homage to Scotty and to maintain reputation as miracle worker.
About 6 minutes ago from web.

 

[JonathonWally]

Will you talk about this once it happens as endlessly as NOT having sex?

Not only that but I plan to go into detail on how the night/day went. I won't use graphic language but I will talk about it in ways you can talk about it without it offending prudes.

Jayson's Twitter Feed:

I am about to embark on the adventure that is woman.
About 9 minutes ago from web.

So beautiful... Should have sent a poet, or a million monkeys with typewriters. Sorry, have to get back now.
About 8 minutes ago from the web.

Done. Now, I am complete. Indeed I am powerful, as the Emperor had foreseen.
About 7 minutes ago from web.

Remember to post about this on TBBS. Multiply performance time by a factor of four as an homage to Scotty and to maintain reputation as miracle worker.
About 6 minutes ago from web.

You forgot something.

Done. Now, I am complete. Indeed I am powerful, as the Emperor had foreseen. Please RT
About 7 minutes ago from web.

Rama RT @Jayson Done. Now, I am complete. Indeed I am powerful, as the Emperor had foreseen. Please RT
About 3 minutes ago from web.

JonathonWally RT @Jayson Done. Now, I am complete. Indeed I am powerful, as the Emperor had foreseen. Please RT
About 2 minutes ago from web.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

I'm not saying it will happen but I am currently talking to this lady at the collarme site who might want to do things to me. As a fellow virgin I know the pain of not having sex. It must be even be more pianful though to think that someone like me could not only have sex but have it before you do? I can only image the pain that thought must have.

Jason

Jason, let me tell you. The actual deed is a lot more fun than the build up you're giving it! Go for it!

 

[Squiggy]

It'll never happen.

 

[TheGodBen]

It's not like there's a race or anything.

Now there's an idea, we should get all the virgins on the board, stick numbers on their backs and turn this into a race. The final score will be determined by the number of days it took them to get laid divided by the amount of seconds they managed to last when they finally get to do the deed.

3... 2... 1... go!

 

[Cakes488]

I'm not saying it will happen but I am currently talking to this lady at the collarme site who might want to do things to me. As a fellow virgin I know the pain of not having sex. It must be even be more pianful though to think that someone like me could not only have sex but have it before you do? I can only image the pain that thought must have.

Jason

Don't be too surprised if the day after the sex you wake up and find your still the same person you were the day before. I found out the relationship that went with it is what changed me.

P.S. Where do you live that you can't get a hooker? Take a trip into the big city and get it over with you clearly seem to want to.

I know sex might not change most people but when your a adult virgin then I think it will have a impact. I mean I feel better by just getting the lapdances at the strip club. I feel like I am opening up and being less insecure by sex when I do these things, which in turn will help me someday in a realtionship. As for a hooker I refuse to pay for sex, due to 3 things.

1 Don't have much money.
2 Worried about Std's
3 Something about the idea makes me feel like it is soul destroying. It means you can't get laid on your own, and to pay for sex is basically accepting defeat.

Jason

RE: Point # 3. It does not mean you can't get laid on your own! Even these Hollywood "stars" and politicians...you name it get busted with prostitutes. Plenty of men do this. The only problem with prostitution is that it's not legal. I'd prefer it to be legal for the health of the women etc. Prostitution has been going on since the beginning of time.

It's not like there's a race or anything.

Now there's an idea, we should get all the virgins on the board, stick numbers on their backs and turn this into a race. The final score will be determined by the number of days it took them to get laid divided by the amount of seconds they managed to last when they finally get to do the deed.

3... 2... 1... go!

And we can take bets!

 

[Lindley]

I don't think I'd care. I'd be surprised, but that's about all.

If getting laid were that important to me I would have done it by now. Frankly I'm more bothered by my lack of desire for it than the lack of the deed itself.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I think if JAyson can have sex before other nerdy virgins, then they would be thinking:

"If he can do it, so can we. The force is with us!"

 

[Mallory]

Just how many virgins are there on this board? It's not that difficult people!

 

[Hermiod]

Just how many virgins are there on this board? It's not that difficult people!

It's only not difficult if you actually care enough to try.

 

[Mallory]

True enough.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

What will trekbbs virgins do if I Jayson has sex before you/them?

As I recall, when I was a virgin, I would periodically let my thoughts drift and realize someone somewhere was having sex right that very moment. So, really, you'd just be confirming it for them.

Stick the knife in and twist.

 

[Capn Flukie]

...and so began the Great Trekkie Virgin Wars, songs have been sung, tales have been told...

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Just how many virgins are there on this board? It's not that difficult people!

Do we need to have a poll?

All I have is a pole.

 

[tharpdevenport]

An annonymous poll; nothing like a poll asking if you are a virgin and having it show which option you selected. Yeah. Might has well have a "small dick" poll too.


Gets me wondering: just how many Trek fans really are virgins? Is it indeed a stereotype?

 

[Mallory]

I'm sure someone will start a poll/thread soon enough.

 

[Holdfast]

Will you talk about this once it happens as endlessly as NOT having sex?

RAMA

Oh, I think he will.