What will the weather be the day Trek XI opens?

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Okay..time to make the big prediction!

I know some of you will reply with "we can't predict such a thing" - not true.

Meteorologists make such predictions every day.

It's true that they're often wrong. But what difference does it make whether our predictions are right or wrong? No one will remember this thread by the time Trek premieres, and in the meantime it's killing ten minutes while I wait for "Brazzers" to load on my dial-up connection.

So, will you be carrying an umbrella or wearing bermuda shorts to the theater the day Star Trek XI opens?

 

[Nerys Myk]

For the haters who claim they'll never see it, a cold day in hell.

 

[SalvorHardin]

I predict it will be a warm,lovely Spring night.

And I plan on wearing my Betazoid wedding outfit to the theater

 

[CommanderTrip]

The weather will be a sprinkle of genius, with a slight chance of DOOM!

 

[shapeshifter]

Cool and dark. (midnite screening!)

 

[Franklin]

A passing cold front will break an unseasonably warm and humid spell for early May. Scattered thunderstorms will form in the late afternoon, becoming wide-spread by sunset. Some of these storms may be severe, with heavy rain, large hail and damaging winds. Highs ahead of the front will be in the upper-80s. Lows overnight will dip down to the mid-50s behind the front.
Expect a severe thunderstorm watch to be in effect during the 7:00 to 11:00 PM runs of the movie.

 

[FabiusMaximus]

This is a complete waste of time.

 

[trekkerguy]

Here in Boise, it will be warm and clear at the midnight showing.
Probably in the 90's with a nice breeze.

 

[Canadave]

ELECTRICAL SUPERSTORMS!

 

[Mordock]

Unseasonable lows in the mid-fifties and northeasterly winds of up to 6 MPH will give way at midday to an invasion from the planet Mongo, bringing global earthquakes, tidal waves, and hot hail.

 

[Nowhere Man]

There will be an Ion storm or some other kid of Star Trek Storm

 

[Outpost4]

This isn't another "weather or not you are going to see the new film" thread, is it?

 

[The Mirrorball Man]

I never wanted to be a weather forecaster. I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The giant redwood! The larch! The mighty scots pine!

 

[Lord Garth]

I predict temperature to be somewhere between 0 and 100 degrees. I imagine there's an equal chance of clear skies and cloudy whether, bringing the chance of precipitation to 50%. The chance for snow is then 16%.

Since it can be humid with raining or snowing, I predict there's more than a 50% chance there will be higher than usual humidity.

 

[T'Aerwynd]

I never wanted to be a weather forecaster. I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The giant redwood! The larch! The mighty scots pine!

 

[DeafPoet]

The cool thing is it's gonna be all of the above when you consider all the Star Trek premieres everywhere. Thanks for asking a question we can hammer out once and for all, Starship Polaris!

Now, let's speculate about what Romulan boots look like in an alternate timeline

 

[SPCTRE]

Well, I guess it's safe to say it will be a cold day in canon hell, so Unseasonable glaciation seems to fit quite nicely.

And yes, this statement did make more sense in my head.

 

[The Wormhole]

It will be a dark and dreary day to mark the occasion when Star Trek is turned into dumb drivel so that the unwashed masses can understand it.

 

[trampledamage]

I never wanted to be a weather forecaster. I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The giant redwood! The larch! The mighty scots pine!

Monty Python

 

[Therin of Andor]

"Hot as Vulcan."

(Luckily, I have Andorian ice powers.)