What is the first thing you do "in the morning?"
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funny: I buy large quantities of smegma then I have use those vats of smegma for making shampoo's that are completely organic because all of
the shampoo must be organic in nature.
You must have very funky (and silky) hair.
We reach brother.
Moan. Cry.
Get up out of the bed.
I either hobble to the restroom or do my morning prayer.
Head for the restroom. Then breakfast.
Grab my IPad that is sitting beside me and check what is happening online. Then. I wait for one of my sons to bring me a cup of coffee. After drinking my coffee I get up and have a shower.
Because I get up at least twice during to night to pee I rarely need to pee first thing in the morning.
Because I get up at least twice during to night to pee I rarely need to pee first thing in the morning.
thanks people I am getting the general idea- Just want a list right now of the first influence you see in your day?????
the first commercial idea.. or thing , say maxwell house or say dove soap or mmmm say apple... or oranges and such... but the thingy that goes in ''''' first '''''' the first / virgin deflowering agent if you will --- agent being the thing you see.
Please.
Not that I don't want to know what you do cause the title is asking that?? but in addition. ok
today.. would be the Maxwell house Columbian coffee
the first commercial idea.. or thing , say maxwell house or say dove soap or mmmm say apple... or oranges and such... but the thingy that goes in ''''' first '''''' the first / virgin deflowering agent if you will --- agent being the thing you see.
Please.
Not that I don't want to know what you do cause the title is asking that?? but in addition. oktoday.. would be the Maxwell house Columbian coffee
hasten to the bathroom at warp 9 (I should propably cease drinking so much tea in the evening)
Decide on how I am gonna take over the world today ... and then head to the bathroom.
If you'd reverse the order you'd have more time for planning world domination. 
Wake up. Turn on the TV.
Open my eyes and say "Oh no, not again."*
*Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why C.E. Evans says this every morning we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.
--The Hitchhiker's Guide to Trekbbs (sixth edition)
*Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why C.E. Evans says this every morning we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.
--The Hitchhiker's Guide to Trekbbs (sixth edition)
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