What is everyone giving me for Christmas?

[Jayson]

I don't know if you heard but there is a new trekbbs rule that says anyone named Jason or Jayson must recieve at least one gift from each member of the trekbbs. Since I qualify I thought I would listen in and see what everyone is going to give me. That way I can aporve it or disaprove it which in turn will allow you to go get me something else.

Jason

 

[Candlelight]

I got you nothing.

I think my gift might clash with everyone else.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Sorry Jayson, but with the economy being what it is, we had to regift you the same thing you've given us all these years.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

A heartfelt "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year."

 

[Capn Flukie]

A case of Gold Bond powder.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

A case of Astroglide.

 

[Brent]

A stay at Arkham Asylum

 

[What's his face]

I will be giving you a kick in the gonads.

 

[TheGodBen]

I bought you that prostitute you've always wanted. Unfortunately, this was one of those cases where I couldn't give someone their present without using it myself first, and now she has that nasty infection. So if you don't want your present anymore I completely understand and I'll get you a gift-card for the escort service instead.

 

[RandyS]

How would you like a bag of shit?

 

[Gepard]

Gonorrhea.

Sorry. It's the only thing I could afford.

 

[Kibbin]

I'll remmeber you in my prayers

 

[Tim]

The same thing I gave you last year.

 

[ITL]

I give you the gift....of dance:

 

[Squiggy]

I'm giving you a delete key since yours is apparently broken.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I'm sending you a barrel of Monkeys.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

I'm gonna stuff your stocking.

With a lump of dead.

 

[Roshi]

The finger!

 

[TheBrew]

A restraining order.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

A wedgie.