What if you were your avatar?

[Santaman]

I'd be a bucketwheel excavator, Bagger 260 to be precise which would make me a 8000 ton behemoth and only the second or third largest vehicle ever made, Bagger 288 and its brothers would be bigger at 13.500 tons

The 260 is 195m long 67m high 31m wide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frep4j53nvg
^^ Just moving along...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaZz18kr224&feature=related
^^ Sitting idle..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWlcqdPJEPg&feature=related
^^ bagger 288

 

[TrekkieMonster]

I would be secretly but obscenely rich, and obsessed with internet porn. So, I'm already battin' 500 in real life.

So when you're secretly but obscenely rich, will you remember all the little people?

You bet. In between porn vid's.

 

[iguana_tonante]

I'd be an Italian iguana. Laying all day on a nice beach, drinking sparkling wine and hitting on the lady lizards. That doesn't sound terribly bad.

I would be the evil dictator of Dementia-Five--the Fifth Dimension--using my ultra-sensory perception to see from one end of the universe to another, conquering whole galaxies, destroying whole planets, and wiping out whole species who oppose me.

Which is different from what you do now... how?

 

[M'Sharak]

I would be the evil dictator of Dementia-Five--the Fifth Dimension--using my ultra-sensory perception to see from one end of the universe to another, conquering whole galaxies, destroying whole planets, and wiping out whole species who oppose me.

Which is different from what you do now... how?

No more papers to grade.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

I would be secretly but obscenely rich, and obsessed with internet porn. So, I'm already battin' 500 in real life.

So when you're secretly but obscenely rich, will you remember all the little people?

You bet. In between porn vid's.

You like little people in your porn vids? To each his own, I guess.

 

[Showdown]

Basically like the title suggests, what if you were the person (or animal) that's in your avatar?

That would be so awesome. I'll pick Superman over Green Lantern.

 

[M'Sharak]

I would be secretly but obscenely rich, and obsessed with internet porn. So, I'm already battin' 500 in real life.

So when you're secretly but obscenely rich, will you remember all the little people?

You bet. In between porn vid's.

You like little people in your porn vids? To each his own, I guess.

 

[Holdfast]

A Jedi who is also President? I would be powerful but tempted by the Dark Side...

The Jedi component isn't required to make the second sentence an accurate descriptor of the first.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

I'd be dead.

Depressed by my own response! So let's try another version...

If I were my avatar, I would be an artist instead of being the daughter of one. And loving my father would be far more complicated.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Back when I was Babaganoosh I had an avatar which was...a plate of the title food.

 

[Shikarnov]

My avatar is He-Man, and if I were he, I'd look good in a loin cloth -- and if I looked good enough to run around like that, I'd probably spend a lot of time without it too

 

[TrekkieMonster]

You bet. In between porn vid's.

You like little people in your porn vids? To each his own, I guess.

I'd never seen that before.

 

[M'Sharak]

There's a reason for that.

 

[Goliath]

I would be the evil dictator of Dementia-Five--the Fifth Dimension--using my ultra-sensory perception to see from one end of the universe to another, conquering whole galaxies, destroying whole planets, and wiping out whole species who oppose me.

Which is different from what you do now... how?

No more papers to grade.

This.

At the very least, I could have my minions grade them for me.

 

[iguana_tonante]

"Your essay earned you a D-, my utmost disapproval, and the destruction of your home planet. Now remember this in the last five seconds of your life: you fail history, you become history."

 

[SPCTRE]

^

Update due to changed avatar:

If I was my avatar, I would most likely go stand in front of a mirror and totally make out with myself.

 

[1001001]

If I was my avatar, I would have been all of history's great acting robots: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespo-mat, David Duchovny...

Also, I would be programmed to be very busy.

Not to mention being gifted with such an unholy...ACTING...TALENT!

And I would have a Golden Globe to prove it!



Oh, and I would have six evil identical septuplets.

 

[Lonemagpie]

I'm not seeing a downside, apart from the obsession with that Slayer...

And the chip making your head go 'splody. And not being able to perform, fang wise...

That only happened the once...

 

[RandyS]

Being a man trapped in a woman's body is NOT something I'd look forward to.

Or consider funny in any way, shape or form.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

I would either be running guns in the Badlands or sitting in a Federation prison, depending on what point in time we're talking about.