What if Badda-Bing Badda-Bing was a strip club?

[Evil Ezri]

During Season 7 of DS9 there was Badda-Bing Badda-Bing. Was thinking how much of a difference it would be if it was not about gambling but a standard strip club.

 

[DevilEyes]

Maybe we'd get to see that Rom striptease number we've all been waiting for!

 

[TheGodBen]

I would not want to see Vic Fontaine's act.

But if they brought back Fever Kira we could have had a show!

 

[Luckyflux]

Can a G string hold a slip of Gold Pressed Latinum?

 

[Brutal Strudel]

No, but it could probably hold slips or strips--which is more appropriate, since only a moron or a guy so rich money means nothing tips in higher denominations, anyway--most strippers in the real world make a dollar at a time on the floor and the real money in the couch dance/champagne area. An alarming (delightfully so) amount of strip clubs are really just houses of prostitution and--believe me--just about anything goes in the private dance areas. I had just such an adventure this evening.

Anyway, if Vic Fontaine were running DS9's version of Silvio Dante's Bada-Bing, the girls would be as holographic as he was and so would the money. Greenbacks all the way, baby.